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 Oct 2 2004, 08:04 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,110  |
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady .... well, I am in sales also. What do you sell?" She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold. "Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax." With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See I knew you would laugh." "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!" |
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Oct 2 2004, 08:06 AM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
haha that was pretty funny!
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| *kryogenix* |
Oct 2 2004, 09:00 AM
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moving to humor. one more time, and I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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Oct 2 2004, 09:03 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol that was cute!
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Oct 2 2004, 09:04 AM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol thats hilarious!!!!
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Oct 3 2004, 09:46 AM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
haha lmao =D good joke
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Oct 3 2004, 11:15 AM
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 AkA SnickersGirl Group: Member Posts: 37 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,387 |
haha very intresting!!
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Oct 4 2004, 07:14 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
lol that's interesting
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Oct 6 2004, 12:45 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...haha.
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| *Weird addiction* |
Oct 6 2004, 10:52 AM
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huh?
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Oct 6 2004, 03:13 PM
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 lost Group: Member Posts: 348 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,506 |
hahaha very funny
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Oct 8 2004, 11:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Heh, it was okay. Nothing too hilarious.
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