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post Oct 1 2004, 03:07 PM
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A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"That's odd," says the doctor. "Show me what you mean"

The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes on her ankle and screams.

"You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor.

"Why, no, I'm actually a blonde," she answers.

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken."
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 04:19 PM
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Yum. =]
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omg lol!! that was good joke happy.gif i didnt expect tha end haha
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 06:57 PM
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LOL dude thas was funny xD
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:01 PM
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hi!
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Yeah i heard this lol laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:03 PM
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LOL, I didn't expect that either.
 
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Lmao, thats a good one!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 10:52 PM
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LMAO Funny joke laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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roflmfao!!!
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:07 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOL


isn't it kinda dissin blonds?
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 11:21 PM
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when mary jane isn't around.
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laugh.gif hahahaha that was pretty funny.. and the blonde jokes evovle..
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 12:08 AM
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hahaha funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 06:55 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL. datz funny biggrin.gif
 
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LOL,that's very funny,lol
 
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haha i love that one! laugh.gif i haven't heard that one before, but i like it.
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 06:34 PM
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hahaha
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 11:58 PM
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lol heard that
 
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post Oct 4 2004, 01:39 AM
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its funny but you're sorta dissing blondes. i'm a blonde.
 
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post Oct 6 2004, 12:49 AM
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Haha...thats funny.
 
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post Oct 6 2004, 01:16 AM
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Lol. Niiiice one. laugh.gif


rolleyes.gif flowers.gif
 
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post Oct 7 2004, 11:16 PM
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LOL!! haha good one
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post Oct 8 2004, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(hellzlilkit @ Oct 3 2004, 10:39 PM)
its funny but you're sorta dissing blondes. i'm a blonde.

What's great about appreciating humor is if you have the ability to have an open mind and not find humor just in things that wouldn't affect you.
Gotta be fair.
 
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post Oct 8 2004, 11:04 PM
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Lmao, I heard that one today. :P No, really I did. :P
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 11:44 PM
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LOLLLL OMGGG shes stupid hahah good 1
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 01:29 AM
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that's a good one...the punch line was totally unexpected
 
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LOL
 
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