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 Sep 30 2004, 06:48 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,503  |
An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping center.
A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colors; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and f*cked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
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Sep 30 2004, 07:31 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg lol!!! haha that was a good comeback
 wait...he was jokin rite?? 
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Sep 30 2004, 09:38 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Great comeback, Pretty funny.
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Oct 1 2004, 12:59 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
haha smart old man...LOL..
never underestimate the wisdom of the old ppl LMAO |
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Oct 1 2004, 02:27 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
hahah DAMN .. that kid got HOED big time!
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Oct 1 2004, 05:33 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMG!!! Was he jus playin' around or wat? That was funny!
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Oct 1 2004, 07:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
hahahaha
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Oct 1 2004, 08:02 PM
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 hi! Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,363 |
lol
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Oct 10 2004, 11:46 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LOL
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Oct 11 2004, 12:09 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Rotglmffsao!!! You just made my day.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:38 AM
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 He ate it, I swear! Group: Member Posts: 659 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,075 |
Hahahaha
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Oct 11 2004, 12:44 AM
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 I have eccentric ideas... Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,035 |
Lmfao!
That was one of the funniest things I have heard... ROFL! |
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Oct 11 2004, 08:37 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
hahaha!!! damn funny.
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Oct 16 2004, 07:58 PM
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 Seien Sie bitte mein Geliebter! Group: Member Posts: 660 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,436 |
Good one!
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Oct 17 2004, 02:53 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
omg!! hahah that was funny!
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Oct 31 2004, 04:54 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
mmmmmmmmmm i read it somewhere before..buh its still funnyyyyyyyy XP
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