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 Sep 22 2004, 02:49 PM
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 ohBrian  Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625  |
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one thing that bothered me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check on the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married; she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes. He hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car! :D |
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Sep 22 2004, 02:55 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
 Good one!
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Sep 22 2004, 02:56 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
haha!! i've heard that b4! but i still find it funnie
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Sep 23 2004, 12:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha...I've heard this one before.
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Sep 25 2004, 05:44 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol! I've heard this one before but it still cracked me up.
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Oct 10 2004, 11:54 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
i dun rily get it but den i do >_<
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Oct 11 2004, 08:39 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
heh. close call.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:22 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
oh gawd.
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Oct 12 2004, 12:23 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE(lil boi @ Oct 11 2004, 10:22 AM) oh gawd. ::jerry:: ROFLMAO! ROFL reaction.! =) |
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Oct 17 2004, 03:19 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
haha funny..
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Oct 19 2004, 08:47 AM
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smart man
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Oct 19 2004, 06:40 PM
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 Call me Emily <33. Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,579 |
lmao that's great.
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Oct 19 2004, 07:00 PM
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 Saap!? Group: Member Posts: 568 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,151 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a smart family
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Oct 31 2004, 04:47 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
ahahas cracked me up XP
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Oct 31 2004, 12:48 PM
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lmao.
Good one
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Oct 31 2004, 07:14 PM
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nice
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Nov 1 2004, 02:16 PM
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woah close call lol
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Nov 22 2004, 03:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol....
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Nov 25 2004, 12:55 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i heard it before but i always forget jokes so its STILL funny
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Nov 25 2004, 01:08 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
he got lucky.
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Nov 25 2004, 11:07 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
odd.
kind of.. adultish? |
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Nov 27 2004, 01:11 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, that was a um... weird story, haha
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Nov 28 2004, 03:56 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
ive heard that one b4.....but its still kinda funny
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