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vaseline, ok ok this is da last one for the day
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:15 PM
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:30 PM
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haha... ^_^ funny
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 01:52 PM
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aahhh naughty kid!! lol poor parents tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 05:56 PM
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lol..thats a good one..haha
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:08 PM
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Haha...
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 09:05 PM
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woah.. haha

thats funny
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 09:08 PM
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haha funny funny +P
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:47 PM
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haha, poor mom & dad...i would give him a good spankin' if i were the dad _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 05:50 PM
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LOL!!! I feel bad for the parents....lol...great joke!
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 03:02 AM
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Hahahaha Made me smile _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 09:03 AM
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Wow..
I feel bad for them. I'm guessing that little boy isnt having any siblings anytime soon, eh?
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 02:44 PM
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LMAO!!! Super glue!?!? Naughty naughty lil boy.
 
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OMG.. Thats haliarous.. i need to tell al my friends in school 2morrow.. LmaO
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 04:39 PM
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Wow, naughty kid. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 05:02 PM
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whats the vasiline for? i am lost??!!!
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 07:08 PM
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LMAO!! haha thats funny
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 09:50 PM
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I dunno what's sadder...The parents having to use the vaseline, or the whole super glue switch.

Funny shtuff. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 07:52 PM
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laugh.gif hahahaha
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 07:59 PM
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laugh.gif superglue!!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:30 PM
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LOL hahaha super glue xD
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:11 AM
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hahaha evil kid...feel sorry for the parents
 
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