cigarettes and bowling, damn this thing is wierd and funni!!!!! |
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 Sep 21 2004, 08:13 PM
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!!" 
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Sep 21 2004, 08:31 PM
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haha... weird
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Sep 22 2004, 01:51 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG LOL!!! slick husband hahaha
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Sep 22 2004, 10:53 PM
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 thats funny. i didn't know what tilcum powder was until the end of the joke 
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Sep 22 2004, 11:03 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Very odd and unexpected ending.
Makes it all the more funnier. |
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Sep 25 2004, 05:47 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
lol...I didn't know what talcom powder was either. Nice joke.
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Oct 10 2004, 11:51 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahah
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Oct 11 2004, 12:07 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, smart d00d.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:56 AM
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Heh...odd...yet funny.
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Oct 11 2004, 06:47 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
cunning husband.
I can't believe the wife didn't suspect anything though. |
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Oct 11 2004, 08:30 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
ohh. tricky tricky.
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Oct 17 2004, 03:25 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Sep 22 2004, 11:51 AM) OMG LOL!!! slick husband hahaha lol yeah hahahha
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