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Vacation at a Nude Beach, that is jus sick
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:08 PM
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and
plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom
says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they
are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest
lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and
dumber he got!"
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:33 PM
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eew... X_x
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 10:20 PM
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woah... ohmy.gif
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 10:25 PM
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lolz... its funny in its special way =P
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:23 PM
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thats gross but funny
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:45 AM
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hahaha lol that made me laugh
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 06:57 AM
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ahahhaa, nastaaaaay~ but funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 10:45 AM
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Haha, yeah I've heard that before. It gets funnier and funnier everytime.
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 11:13 AM
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lol that was funny.
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 01:02 PM
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lol ewww. hahaha i love those jokes where the kids ask questions like that and end up saying something funny. its great. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 3 2004, 11:57 PM
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lol i laughed
 
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post Oct 4 2004, 01:41 AM
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thats hilarious! i mean the little boy realizes thing fast.
 
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post Oct 4 2004, 07:10 AM
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eiwww. It's kinda gross.
funny in some way I guess...
 
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post Oct 4 2004, 11:11 PM
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haha, kids...
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 04:43 PM
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lol! if i was tha mom i'd take a knife and make the dad a lot "smarter"!!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 08:40 PM
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hahaha kids
 
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post Oct 8 2004, 11:12 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, ewww...I wonder if the lady has saggy boobies...since the dad got dumber and dumber.
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 01:10 AM
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haha laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 11:37 AM
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lol i've heard this before ..but still funy
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 02:29 PM
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haha thats to funny
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 12:12 AM
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rofl....whooooo i feel kind of sry for the mom... heheh biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 01:41 AM
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Haha...thats funny.
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM
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lols
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 07:24 AM
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ew he got naked with the other lady? sad
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 02:07 PM
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LoL..thats funnie
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE(angel_roh @ Oct 10 2004, 8:24 AM)
ew he got naked with the other lady? sad

..Nude beach..
 
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LoL... that was really funny... happy.gif
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:35 PM
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rotflmao haha good boy!
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:40 PM
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lol....i think....
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 01:21 PM
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Hahahahaah, good one.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 01:32 PM
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post Oct 11 2004, 02:25 PM
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post Oct 12 2004, 03:31 AM
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:14 AM
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QUOTE(swtmaggie92 @ Sep 21 2004, 6:08 PM)
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and
plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom
says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they
are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running
back and says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest
lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and
dumber he got!"

omg eww pinch.gif haha but funny..i guess blink.gif
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 04:51 AM
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woah..ahhas..thaz wrong..and funny..XP
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 04:01 PM
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that's funny
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 06:16 PM
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eww wtf lol
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 06:20 PM
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rofl
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 07:00 PM
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heard before thought it was dumb

heard *well read* it again....even dumber
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 07:27 PM
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lmao
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 07:42 PM
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hahaha..thats funnie
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 01:25 PM
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lmao....thats hilarious
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 12:51 AM
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eww! nasty! but i like it!
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 10:58 AM
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i get it.. haha. but its for "mature" adults.
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 11:04 AM
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... that was pretty funny
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 04:54 PM
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funny? i guess...
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 12:41 AM
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ahhaha ewwww
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 05:18 PM
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eww? this IS sick, haha
 
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