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 Sep 20 2004, 10:01 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex!  Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600  |
A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub. "It's getting late, big boy," she says after a few minutes. "Why don't we go upstairs to bed." "We might as well," slurs the husband. "I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway." |
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Sep 20 2004, 11:38 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
 drinking does you bad 
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Sep 21 2004, 12:34 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
aaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahahaha
Where the hell did you get that one from? =] |
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Sep 21 2004, 08:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
i dont' relaly get it..
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Sep 21 2004, 11:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
hoo if i was the wife i would be pissed!
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Sep 22 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...yeah.
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Sep 22 2004, 01:02 PM
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Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Sep 21 2004, 8:44 PM) i dont' relaly get it.. Haha, I hate having to explain jokes, It just kills it and takes away all the humor. |
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Oct 2 2004, 02:34 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
lol i get it hahaha
BUSTED! haha guys..hahaa. |
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