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 Sep 20 2004, 07:05 PM
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender. "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a b*tch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?" "Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood." "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!" "Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender. "Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !" The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day." "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!" |
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Sep 20 2004, 07:08 PM
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 Kids.Have.All.The.Fun Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,943 |
 lol good one
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Sep 20 2004, 08:32 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol i heard dis b4, but i still like it!
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Sep 20 2004, 09:06 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
lolz sad sad sad
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Sep 25 2004, 07:21 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
lol...heard this one before but still funny. The cheating idiot deserved it...lol good joke!
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Sep 25 2004, 10:16 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,271 |
haha. he probably shouldve looked DOWN first. but whatever. still funny.
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Sep 26 2004, 02:07 AM
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ahahahaha!!!! so gross
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Sep 26 2004, 04:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha, thats funny.
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Sep 26 2004, 04:22 PM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 26 2004, 04:58 PM
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 AzN PrYdE Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,467 |
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Sep 26 2004, 05:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
LMFAO omg thats hilarious!!!
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Sep 26 2004, 05:47 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMFG!!! ROFL! That is soo funny! I feel so sorry 4 him...
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Sep 26 2004, 05:50 PM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
LOL!!! never heard that one b4 but hey!! that was funnnnny!! feel sorry for the guy thought =/
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Sep 26 2004, 07:04 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
hahah dumbass
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