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abc's...., funni to me hope it is to u 2
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post Sep 20 2004, 06:58 PM
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ok im not sure if this is funni to u pplz but it is to me...so here goes...and this is my first time writing one of these. wink.gif

there was this boy who went to school where his teacher asks,
"what are the abc's?"

"i dont know" the boy answers.

so the boy goes home and he goes into the kitchen where his mom was and asked her,
"what are the abc's?"
And his mom says,"go shut the door"
So the boy shuts the door

then the boy goes into the living room where he finds his dad sitting on the sofa watching T.V. and he asks,
"what are the abc's?"
and his dad says, " close the window."
So the boy closes the window.

Then he goes into his brother's room where his brother is lookin at a hot babe in a magazine....and the boy asks,
"what are the abc's?"
and his brother answers,"whoa thats sexy!"

he next day the boy goes to school and his teacher asks,
"what are the abc's?"
then the boy answers, "go shut the door"
And the teacher thought he was shy and didnt want anyone to hear so she shut the door.

then she asked again to the boy,
"what are the abc's?"
then the boy answers, "close the window"
The teacher thought he was cold so she closed the window.

As the teacher was closing the window, a little breeze came through the window and it blew the teacher's skirt up and the little boy says,
"WHOA THATS SEXY!"


you pplz get it??? hahaha laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 07:13 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif thats a pretty good one.. hehe
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 04:14 AM
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funny but predictable.
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 05:35 AM
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yet another version of the very old joke. but still good i suppose.
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:50 PM
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yeah... predictabel
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE
funny but predictable.
i agree
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:28 AM
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hahahahah LOL thats a good one.
the teacher is probably like "wtf"???
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 01:22 AM
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that was okai heh
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 04:57 AM
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i dont get it...
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 03:47 PM
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Haha...I've read something similar to this.
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 12:01 AM
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I've heard a Chinese version of this before... haha.
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 02:25 AM
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can someone explain?
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Sep 21 2004, 8:50 PM)
yeah... predictabel

yeah...ditto!
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 12:16 AM
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Yeah...I remember this when I was like in first grade..
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 03:29 PM
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haha..yea i remember reading this a long time ago..
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 03:41 PM
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Yea itz predictable, but still funny happy.gif
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 05:56 PM
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haha, that's cute laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 06:21 PM
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lols funny
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 03:53 AM
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lol, i got it... funny happy.gif
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 04:37 AM
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QUOTE(niez_cho @ Oct 26 2004, 12:01 AM)
I've heard a Chinese version of this before... haha.

same here!
 

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