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 Sep 19 2004, 04:07 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472  |
Hope u guys enjoy this joke is pretty funny in my opinion:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
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Sep 19 2004, 04:46 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
This was posted before..
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Sep 19 2004, 05:40 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
^^^ yea this wuz...
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Sep 19 2004, 06:07 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
this was posted b4 like 2 or 3 times
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Sep 19 2004, 07:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
whoops my bad i didnt know that oh well for ppl who never read this joke b4 lol
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Sep 19 2004, 07:53 PM
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haha I liked it
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Sep 19 2004, 10:12 PM
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 Dark Saga Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,315 |
mmkay.. That was lame..
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Sep 19 2004, 10:44 PM
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 lol xD it's lame but yet funny at the same time! XD Hey! Who made that up? cuz i want to post it on my site [with credits to the person of course] but i wanna ask for permission 1st 
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Sep 19 2004, 11:00 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Haha, It's good to read that joke...I haven't heard it in quite a while...Still gets a chuckle from me.
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