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 Sep 16 2004, 06:55 PM
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 I'm 2 people's favourite CBer.  Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514  |
A man wanders into a bar, taking a seat at the end, away from most people, ordering a single drink which he proceedes to drink over the next 30 minutes. Finally the bartender wanders back over and decides to talk to the man.
"Another Friday night alone, hmm?" "Not alone, really..." the man replied. "Not alone...? Then, where's your fre-- Hey, I think your mobile is ringing. Funny, I wouldn't have pegged you for a guy who'd use Motzart as a ringtone..." "I don't have a mobile. That's my friend playing the music." "Where?" The man moved the drink, showing the bartender an eight inch tall man playing the piano. "That's amazing!" the bartender exclaimed. "How did you come across him?" "I was in an ally and accidently rubbed against an old lamp, from which a djini appeared, and said he'd grant me one wish..." "So this is what you asked for?" "No. I didn't ask for an 8" pianist..." ((Try saying it outloud if you don't get it... ^.^)) |
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Sep 16 2004, 06:56 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
i dont... i dont... get it.
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Sep 16 2004, 08:35 PM
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I'm 2 people's favourite CBer. Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514 |
Pianist isn't pronunecd like "pi-An-ist..." It's pronounced similarly to... A guy's member... 'pee-uh-nist'
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Sep 19 2004, 12:27 AM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
funny but it doesnt really click.
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Sep 19 2004, 12:36 AM
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i dont get it at all. is it supposed to sound like "penis"?
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Sep 19 2004, 10:32 AM
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I'm 2 people's favourite CBer. Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,514 |
Yea... *sighs*
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Sep 19 2004, 10:42 AM
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LoL I got it the first time i read it to myself (not out loud LoL), thats coolios.
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Sep 19 2004, 01:38 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i got it! i guess alot of men do what a bigger men.
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Sep 19 2004, 02:08 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
umm...i don't get it? and i read it out loud too maybe i'm just clueless
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Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM
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 APPLE Group: Member Posts: 2,989 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,182 |
QUOTE(Falon @ Sep 19 2004, 10:32 AM) Yea... *sighs* Umm..ok.. 
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Sep 19 2004, 03:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
I get it the guy asked the genie for an 8in penis but the genie mis took wut he said and granted him an 8in pianist (a guy who plays the piano)
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Sep 19 2004, 07:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
lol cute
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Sep 20 2004, 12:39 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
wtf i dun get it i read it outload!! oh well =(
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Sep 25 2004, 09:40 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
ooh hahas i got it when i read the "8" pianist" part aloud...lol semi funny.
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