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PETER_PARKER
post Sep 11 2004, 06:53 PM
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Sorry if this has been posted before..!

There was a little boy named Johnny who lived with his mother. His neighbour just had a baby, and finally came back from the hospital. Johnny begged his mom to let him go to see the new baby that their neighbour had. His mom told him that he could go, but also that the baby was born without ears, and he shouldn't say anything about it to the baby's mother. So Johnny went over to see the baby. He said, "Wow, that baby sure does have pretty hands." The mother agreed. He also said, "And it has a cute nose." The mother agreed. He asked if the baby had good vision. The mother said, "The doctor says he has 20/20 vision." "That's good," said Johnny. "Yes," said the mother, "but why did you ask?" "Because he sure wouldn't be able to wear glasses!"

Mmm.. I don't know if it was that funny.. sorry if I messed up the story a little, I can't remember the whole thing. wink.gif
 
elmogurly
post Sep 11 2004, 07:37 PM
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uh..it's alright...that's kinda mean of the boy though..
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 05:31 PM
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haha thas funny biggrin.gif ...in a mean kinda way ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 14 2004, 06:57 PM
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thats mean but funny.
 
weirdness
post Sep 18 2004, 01:59 PM
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lolz i didnt get it at first but den i read it over

mean boy _dry.gif lolz. i guess he didnt mean it... didhe o.O
 
gelionie
post Sep 18 2004, 10:40 PM
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awww that boy is mean. _dry.gif
 
jennifish
post Sep 18 2004, 10:46 PM
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ahaha! sad tho.
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 11:13 PM
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aahah; what a clever, and devious little boy that is. ;p
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 11:46 PM
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how rude! lol funny funny joke happy.gif
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 12:55 AM
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awwwwwwww funnie but soo mean of the boy!!
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 04:46 PM
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That's jus plain mean! Eh, watever, he's jus a lil kid!
 

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