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 Sep 11 2004, 03:44 PM
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Ok i know u guys gotta have some wut are ur best or favorite pick up lines? and did they ever work or wut was the persons reaction?
mine are: Do you have some raisen..no? oh well what about a date Are you from memphis cus ur the only TEN I SEE I lost my number can i have yours? |
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Sep 11 2004, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(o0_BLuez_0o @ Sep 11 2004, 3:44 PM) Ok i know u guys gotta have some wut are ur best or favorite pick up lines? and did they ever work or wut was the persons reaction? mine are: Do you have some raisen..no? oh well what about a date Are you from memphis cus ur the only TEN I SEE I lost my number can i have yours? lmao those are dorkky but still funny i dont have any wait yes i do "is yur refrigerator running?... WELL YAH BETTER GO CATCH IT!!" "*looks at a horse* why the long face??" |
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Sep 11 2004, 03:56 PM
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moved to humor.
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Sep 11 2004, 04:10 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
um...pick up lines...hm...oh yeah
Was your dad a cement mixer? Coz yur making me hard! The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word. Be unique and different, just say yes. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. ** i used this once (it worked!)  Hi, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? Hi, I'm your new hairdresser. You want it teased or blown? Hi, I'm your new dentist. Open wide. haha those are all i have 
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Sep 11 2004, 04:32 PM
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 eeny meeny miny mo Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,008 |
These are funny and I've heard them used... but uh... depending on the person... I don't know if they would work. ha-ha
  "Do you believe in love @ first sight or should I walk by again" "Did it hurt... did what hurt... when you fell from heaven?" **checks T*shirt label** "What was that for?... Sorry I just wanted to see if you were really made in heaven" |
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Sep 11 2004, 06:41 PM
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"i said my ****** dont dance we just pull up our pants and.. do tha rock away.. lean back... lean back..."
LMAOROFLLOL AHAHAHAHHA i remember someone saying that that was a pickup line in some "worst song" thread and then someone else was like "wtf pick up lines?? boy: do tha rock away.. lean back... lean back... girl: WTF?? " ahahah i laughed at that for some time... ahah... |
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Sep 11 2004, 07:34 PM
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i've heard of the last two in a skit. haha. that was pretty funny stuff
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Sep 11 2004, 07:42 PM
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someone : Do u have a bandaide?
who ever: why? someone: cuz i am CUT! someone: do u have tape? who ever: why? someone: cuz i am RIPPED! "if u were a booger ide pick you first" "are you OK?!?! cuz u look FINE to me" "if i can change the alphabet ill put U n I together" someone: How are you? gurl: im fine someone: O yes u are ;) n blah blah aha |
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Sep 12 2004, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(PingPong @ Sep 11 2004, 4:42 PM) someone: How are you? gurl: im fine someone: O yes u are ;) what if they dont say "i'm fine"... lol.... |
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Sep 12 2004, 08:23 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
That shirt is very becoming on you.
But hey, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too. OMGOMGOMG!! please don't warn me! |
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Sep 13 2004, 12:10 AM
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a lot of ur guys are really funny but im guessing that some ppl don't know wut pick up lines are lol
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Sep 13 2004, 05:26 PM
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haha those r good i have one
"i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep wit me tonite?" haha yea i noe its corny 
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Sep 13 2004, 06:35 PM
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I heard this on a commericial.. its kinda mean but funny,
"Are your parents retarded?" "No.." "Because your a very special girl!" Hehehe.. |
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Sep 13 2004, 11:29 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
lmao!!! lol i use pick up lines i get asked =D
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Sep 14 2004, 06:46 PM
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how bout lets go back to my house and explore your secret area? got it from ps2 mag.
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Sep 14 2004, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE Was your dad a cement mixer? Coz yur making me hard! OMG these are good!
The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word. Be unique and different, just say yes. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. ** i used this once (it worked!) Hi, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? Hi, I'm your new hairdresser. You want it teased or blown? Hi, I'm your new dentist. Open wide. |
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Sep 14 2004, 06:53 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,140 |
"hi i keep loosing your number so how about i give you mine and you just call me"
that one is a good one too! |
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Sep 16 2004, 10:21 AM
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"I'm lost. Will you take me home with you?"
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Oct 6 2004, 04:38 PM
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Is your dad a Terrorist?...
Cause your the bomb. Haha |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:01 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
QUOTE(Someone_Like_You @ Oct 6 2004, 5:38 PM) Is your dad a Terrorist?... Cause your the bomb. Haha LMAO! |
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Oct 8 2004, 01:44 AM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
these are all the ones i came up with
------------ Excuse me, did you come out of your mom's ass? Cause you're the SHIT! "Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can definetly see myself in your pants" "Are those Space Pants? Cuz ur ass is out of this world" "you smell better than my dog" -not pick up lines but what the hey- Guy: Hey wanna grab some pizza and than f**k? Girl: Ewww Guy: What you dont like pizza? Guy: hey wanna dance? Girl: Umm, no! Guy: Huh? i think you misherd me, i said you look fat in those pants.. ---- do you have a bat? so i can hit on you ----------- i dont guarantee that you'll get laid if you use one of these lines...plus most girls dont like guys who uses pick up lines..just be yourself and say "hi my name is (yourname)..wanna date?" 
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Oct 8 2004, 03:22 AM
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"Baby you've got more curves than a racetrack."
"Honey I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock." [When it's raining.] Guy: "No, don't go outside!" Girl: "Why?" Guy: "Because sugar melts when it's wet." |
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Oct 9 2004, 02:33 PM
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haha....these are so awful
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Oct 17 2004, 03:31 AM
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QUOTE(Redhdchic @ Oct 9 2004, 12:33 PM) haha....these are so awful lol yeah, but girls don't really like it when guys use pick - up lines
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Oct 17 2004, 06:25 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Oct 8 2004, 3:22 AM) "Baby you've got more curves than a racetrack." "Honey I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock." [When it's raining.] Guy: "No, don't go outside!" Girl: "Why?" Guy: "Because sugar melts when it's wet." BOTH OF THOSE ARE GOOOOOD ONES!!! lol |
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Nov 11 2004, 12:42 AM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
i have some
"hey i have a wedgie to pick with you  " <~~ lol"Are you good today? yea obviously, ur mmm mm mm tasty"! thats it for now i forget them soo fast..i use them on my crush (guy) and he blushes alot lol 
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Nov 11 2004, 11:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
^true
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Nov 23 2004, 09:37 PM
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 The red or the blue Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,976 |
"My ears are cold, can I use your thighs as ear muffs."
Yea I stole that from my friend's profile but oh well. I thought it was funny. |
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Nov 25 2004, 05:25 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
u gotta admit. some pickup lines works ;)
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Nov 25 2004, 06:14 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
=\ mine is
I'm not stupid, I'm just really really slow. and when people say "what's up?" i reply "your ass." what's up your ass. =\ |
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Nov 26 2004, 10:55 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(atpx @ Sep 12 2004, 7:23 PM) That shirt is very becoming on you. But hey, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too. OMGOMGOMG!! please don't warn me!
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Nov 28 2004, 12:36 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
aahaha
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