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My dog named Sex, i hope this has not been posted b4!!!
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post Sep 9 2004, 04:07 PM
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Has this been posted before? If it has, then please close this topic biggrin.gif

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 04:50 PM
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ROFL thats naught naught naught!
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 05:03 PM
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haha funny stuff
 
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lmao thats hilarious
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 09:40 PM
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LMAO! verry funny laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 10:43 PM
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AHAHAH! dearrr, look at all the trouble he goes through naming a dog that.
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 12:14 AM
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lol funny but this was posted b4
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 12:38 AM
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lol... Thats ubber funny
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 07:16 PM
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lololol i saw this joke before...funny XD
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 07:55 PM
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Haha awww! tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 04:19 AM
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Haha, Love the joke. Hard to tell it, Since there's so much to it. I especially like the last bit with the cop.
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 06:38 AM
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haha thats hilarious!

who would name their dog sex!!! (no offense.. if.... >.< )

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post Sep 11 2004, 07:18 AM
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lmao...

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who would name their dog sex!!! (no offense.. if.... >.< )

it's a joke. this is fictional.
 
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that was great lol




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post Sep 11 2004, 10:23 AM
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that's so freaking funny...where did you pick that one up from...hahahahaha...
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 05:10 PM
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how lovely. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 07:39 PM
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haha. i've heard of that before. i think it was from a chain letter.
 
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post Sep 12 2004, 05:03 PM
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HAHAHAH I read this one before but it's still good.
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 06:29 PM
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I've seen this before, but it's still funny.
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post Sep 14 2004, 09:35 PM
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haha. Funny
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 09:15 PM
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QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Sep 14 2004, 7:58 PM)
thats not funny

so? everyone else thinks it is.
 
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lol it was semi funny....no okay it was funny! <3
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 07:09 AM
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QUOTE(01-supergirl @ Sep 10 2004, 11:43 AM)
AHAHAH! dearrr, look at all the trouble he goes through naming a dog that.

haha so right tongue.gif
 
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LMAO...thats funnyyyy. tongue.gif
 
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puahahhah!!
 
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