pee: part II Options

[*krnxswat*]

why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling

[CloudUnionX]

I know what you mean, and its hard to pee in the shallow part without splashing too much, plus it doesnt really make it that much quieter.

[*mer*]

i know this is hard, but try peeing on the outer walls, just above the water level. this reduces the sound it makes wen it hits the water. haha. OR, u can turn on the faucet while u pee, so they dont heaere anything.

[*krnxswat*]

i know this is hard, but try peeing on the outer walls, just above the water level. this reduces the sound it makes wen it hits the water.

haha i've tried, then it sounds like a girl's pee

[*CEP*]

Who cares?
Tip: Turn on that fan when you pee. This girl in my bus said that it works.
Try it, see if it works.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[tkproduce]

is talking about piss a "manly" thing?

[noaccounthere]

Oh what I hate the most is going to a Urinal in the restroom u kno d one u get to piss standing up...

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.

[*CEP*]

Oh what I hate the most is going to a Urinal in the restroom u kno d one u get to piss standing up...

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.

ROFL! You're Pissing too hard man!


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[Just_Dream]

SO THIS IS WHAT GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN HERE! LoL jk hahas Guys pee loud? Dunno. Isn't it really quiet when guys pee in the urinals? SOme guy told me that once.. O_o"

[xjjajeengx]

HAHAHAHA LMAO

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.

hmm... my oppa Joe said that happens to guys alot. he also said that gurls can pee standing up if they put one leg on each side of the toilet and piss... i dont noe where he gets these things...

[ichiban]

LOL what a funny topic ... you guys can make the water level of the toilet higher if you wannit to be nice and quiet HAHA

[espressive]

LMAO! HOLY CRAP, I CAN'T BREATHE....I'M LAUGHIN 2 HARD...!

u guyz should seriously read ovr wat u've written...*continues laughin*

[juliar]

interesting...pee, from a different perspective. its now a thing to hide, to make silent...i smell miracle products

[Jiggapin0]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

[*kryogenix*]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

lol!!!

i think you should start yelling so that they can't hear it

[angel-roh]

HAHAHAHAHAHA lols...thats funny...lols... my bf had to use my bathroom... and u kno wut he does?? HAHAHAAHA he turns on da SINK! NOW THATS WUT I CALL FUNNY!! HAHAHAHA

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[espressive]

why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

[tofumonzter]

sing while your are going pee

[aznyoungone]

This happened to me before ..

I was in the boys bathroom, and I went pee .. then my friend pushed me in the back and my head smashed into the wall .. and my pee went squirting all over me! I went outside, and these grls saw me and started cracking up .. X_X

[pdpHOVA]

don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

[espressive]

don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

LOL! i think ur peeing 2 hard...

[SkYlIneZx4xLiF]

if u guys think we pee loud, wat bout da gurlz?????

[nate6986]

lol for girls itd b quiter since they piss sitting down

[yaamakoh]

who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol

[espressive]

who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol

lol, ur mean!

POL= piss out loud...haha, instead of laugh out loud. hehe, sry

[*krnxswat*]

who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol

Aight, I'll make sure to do that when I sleep over next time.

[yaamakoh]

Aight, I'll make sure to do that when I sleep over next time.

do i see somebody getting kicked out with my 4 pound tims?

[pdpHOVA]

if everybody did that, just pissing on the walls in a public bathroom and then just leaving, all the bathrooms would be pretty damnnn dirty and sucks for the ppl to clean them

[disbemejen]

hahahah u guys should read over what u all wrote . props to aller yoo esp. lil_cloud . heyy is this what all yoo manly pplz like to talk about ? lol jk

[espressive]

hahahah u guys should read over what u all wrote . props to aller yoo esp. lil_cloud . heyy is this what all yoo manly pplz like to talk about ? lol jk

thnx :-p

lol, i think this thread has been influencing the guys @ our skool...hehe, the teachers gave them a lecture on peeing. they're like it has come to our attention that the guy's bathroom has been rather...smelly. if you can't aim correctly, then i suggest you to squat if you have to! as long as u don't make a mess!

[*krnxswat*]

then i suggest you to squat if you have to! as long as u don't make a mess!

Ew, I would never squat!..or sit on the toilet seat as a matter of a fact. But when I need, I lay toilet papers around the seats so theyr'e about 10 inches high, and when you sit on them, it's all clean and soft!

[iloveyou07]

Ew, I would never squat!..or sit on the toilet seat as a matter of a fact. But when I need, I lay toilet papers around the seats so theyr'e about 10 inches high, and when you sit on them, it's all clean and soft!

haha

ooo wow im laughing my head off!!! (guys read what u have wrote)

[hybrid]

Guys talk about the weirdest things.. and guys argue about the weirdest things! These guys from school I was evesdropping them, here's the conversation.

Guy 1: No! Isoceles triangle is blah blah blah
Guy 2: No! That's a equilateral triangle!
Guy 1: No!
Guy 2: Shut up! You know I'm right!

.. See? I told you.

[*CEP*]

Ew, I would never squat!..or sit on the toilet seat as a matter of a fact. But when I need, I lay toilet papers around the seats so theyr'e about 10 inches high, and when you sit on them, it's all clean and soft!

I should try that next time.
You know what we need in our restrooms? A couch, and a TV.
Girls get a couch, so why can't guys? And the TV's there just in case there's a really important game while you're on a date. That was you can just go to the jon and watch it.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[iloveyou07]

I should try that next time.
You know what we need in our restrooms? A couch, and a TV.
Girls get a couch, so why can't guys? And the TV's there just in case there's a really important game while you're on a date. That was you can just go to the jon and watch it.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

haha!!! i love this

[stryker76]

Nah if you got to pee....just pee....if they dont like it just tell them "at least we dont bleed for a week of every month.....that should shut them up.....or piss'em off...either way...it will change the subject really fast like....

[espressive]

Nah if you got to pee....just pee....if they dont like it just tell them "at least we dont bleed for a week of every month.....that should shut them up.....or piss'em off...either way...it will change the subject really fast like....

it's not our fault that we have a 'bloody bastard' evry month! YOU should get one and see how it feels

[SkYlIneZx4xLiF]

it's not our fault that we have a 'bloody bastard' evry month! YOU should get one and see how it feels

K.................

[mengster]

i didn't know you could control how "hard" you piss. i'll have to practice.

i usually do the faucet trick if it won't seem too obvious. ho hum... just washing my hands... ho hum... i think i'll flush the toilet for no reason at all... ho hum... washing my hands again...

[bunny--bunny]

[stryker76]

Sorry didnt mean to offend ne females in the guys locker but hey...you have to admitt us guys have it a lil better

[espressive]

Sorry didnt mean to offend ne females in the guys locker but hey...you have to admitt us guys have it a lil better

eh, it's okay... and yea, u probably do, lucky u!

[Kris87]

what is wrong with you guyz and peeing loud?? that's just dumb. if ya guyz gotta pee just pee...yea it's freakin hilarious when you guyz pee but it's alright lol. although when you guyz pee...it sounds like a fountain or somethin lol it's funny

[stryker76]

what is wrong with you guyz and peeing loud?? that's just dumb. if ya guyz gotta pee just pee...yea it's freakin hilarious when you guyz pee but it's alright lol. although when you guyz pee...it sounds like a fountain or somethin lol it's funny

LOL you think it is sooo funny krissy ok tomarrow ill piss loud enough so the class can hear....ya kno just to get that laugh....DORK..LOL

[espressive]

what is wrong with you guyz and peeing loud?? that's just dumb. if ya guyz gotta pee just pee...yea it's freakin hilarious when you guyz pee but it's alright lol. although when you guyz pee...it sounds like a fountain or somethin lol it's funny

Ewww! reminded me of something. i was waiting in line to go to the bathroom, and for some reason...all my friends little brothers went to the bathroom together. but then, you hear all three of them peeing at the same time. and they're like "hey look! we created a fountain! ahhh! you ruin the fountain!" i just walked away....

[NvieDi3ai3yGrL]

hahah .. yea peeing is such a complicated process .. so loud and annoying hahaha .. it's really hard to avoid =/ haha .. sometimes you're lucky and it's perfectly quiet .. other times it's sounds like a running faucet lols :D

[pdpHOVA]

it's bathroom music.

[KoN_FyOo_aZn]

whats up with all these peeing stuff??? if girls cant handel it then just pee on them if they laugh at yooh... LoLz.. nah... dont do that... just like other peoplz said
flush while going pee

[angel-roh]

why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha lols wat do they say? "ur pee comes out like how the waterfall flows? lols teehee

[dani41790]

omg lmao. u guys have funni conversations

[*kryogenix*]

why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling

it's because your gun has a short barrel. if you have a long range sniper rifle with a silencer, it shouldn't make a lot of noise.


wow, that was a big double entendre right there.

[CloudUnionX]

it's because your gun has a short barrel. if you have a long range sniper rifle with a silencer, it shouldn't make a lot of noise.


wow, that was a big double entendre right there.

ROFLMAO!

[mznina]

it's because your gun has a short barrel. if you have a long range sniper rifle with a silencer, it shouldn't make a lot of noise.


wow, that was a big double entendre right there.

lol, that is some funny shiet there,

why dont u guys run the water when u guys pee? so then we cant hear it really..i dont kno?

[hybrid]

it's because your gun has a short barrel. if you have a long range sniper rifle with a silencer, it shouldn't make a lot of noise.


wow, that was a big double entendre right there.

Haha, my cousin was trying to prove to me that guys pee loud, so he closed the bathroom door and then I was like WTF? My cousin is a weirdo.

[jaeman]

It doesn't really matter to me if I pee loud or quietly. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Besides, they probably pee loud too...

[perdyperdybirdy]

Ok this is a interesting topic. I.HATE.IT.WHEN.GUYS.DON'T.PUT.THE.SEAT.DOWN.

[hair products]

i like how this is part 2 haha. good follow up

yea sometimes i put toilet paper in there pee against the side so it drips down. it masks the sound haha

[Mireh]

it's because your gun has a short barrel. if you have a long range sniper rifle with a silencer, it shouldn't make a lot of noise.


wow, that was a big double entendre right there.

[machi1986]

pissing at the toilet bowl is better than pissing at the wall..obviously
altho is a bit noisy

[pandatotherescue]

who cares, try to make it plash more

[fiji_kid]

don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

did it ever happen to u????? lol..

[angel-roh]

lols...my bf still does it...haahahaha gosh lols but i dont do that!! lols.... heehee im trying to beat... v@por hahahah muahahahaha kim and jackie knows that lols

[DIRTYdirt]

i think u guys should sit down maybe... lol and my mom always say to my lil bro, push "it" down, so it wont splash.

[xquizit]

don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

LMAO! That's horrible!

[mznina]

i think u guys should sit down maybe... lol and my mom always say to my lil bro, push "it" down, so it wont splash.

thats funny. i think boys should sit down, so it doesnt splash, its disgusting when u see piss on the toilet seat!

[*krnxswat*]

thats funny. i think boys should sit down, so it doesnt splash, its disgusting when u see piss on the toilet seat!

Eh, that requires too much work.

[ShaDyLaDy]

Wow...who cares if they hear u pee??..( crackin up) turning the fan on...running the faucet....whoo im sorry this is just 2 much for me, LMAO.

[faithin_felix]

thats funny. i think boys should sit down, so it doesnt splash, its disgusting when u see piss on the toilet seat!

hahaha, nah, guys don't want to use toliet paper, we conserve!

[tophwhat]

i try and pee as loud as i can... sort of a like breaking my own "loudness record"

[faithin_felix]

i try and pee as loud as i can... sort of a like breaking my own "loudness record"

hahahaha, that was hilarous, so how do you tell, do you like measure it decibels?

[mai_z]

OMG THIS IS THE MOST HILARIUS TOPIC!!!! haha...i always wondered whatz on a guy's mind......looks like i found out!

[*NatiMarie*]

My aunt made my guy cousin pee sitting down because the pee went splattering everywhere (so gross!)...is that even possible? He was like 17 or something lol.

[likeachild]

this topic is embarrasing....

i don't care
it's natural...everyone pees right?

nobody should be like "omg! he's peeing!!!"

[*instantmusic*]

pee loud and pee proud! when i come out of the bathroom, i look at my friends and say, "My job here is done."

[PinoyOtaku]

A topic about pissing. Man this forum is great...

[RPS13T]

pfft who cares? if you piss loud

[faithin_felix]

My aunt made my guy cousin pee sitting down because the pee went splattering everywhere (so gross!)...is that even possible? He was like 17 or something lol.

17? splatter everywhere

Roll on floor laugh my BEEP ass off! hahhahahaha, this topic is the best. girls giggling when seon ho came out, hahhahhaha.

[Luster Soldier]

Lol my aim is really good so I can aim at the white parts and don't make much sound. Avoid the puddle of water.

[zim]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

it works!!!!! i do this all the time

[fiji_kid]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

i also have done that alot of time....

[*krnxswat*]

Sometimes when I pee, it comes out in two directions. Like one would be coming out to the left, and the other to the right. I get confused at which to AIM, and eventually end up peeing on the floor.

[Blueiyzboy]

Sometimes when I pee, it comes out in two directions. Like one would be coming out to the left, and the other to the right. I get confused at which to AIM, and eventually end up peeing on the floor.

LMAO!!! OMG... you make it seem like you dont care! Hell with it! we need to show a re-volt! Leave the seat up and PEE ON THE FLOOR!!!

[SilverInandescen...]

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

I know for a fact that my guyfriend did this. Because my other guyfriend taped him. You guys should read what you have written. I was laughing for 20mintues straight!!!

[MrElsewhere]

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

LMAO!!!!! i mite do sum of dose thingz...but a lotta dem r fo gurls..

[DavidxN]

lmao that was hilarious

[XaZnX07]

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

OMG still laughing from some of that stuff lols so funny hahah thats a good one especially the peanut butter one hahaha man

:tony:

[rOckThISshYt]

lol. i don't know. it just... is. lol.

[thundashok]

yea. you should pee like right above water level. my friend turned on the fan once and everyone was laughing at him cause they thought he was taking a dump.

[LatinaLady]

oh goodness you guys are just wierd a topic on peeing loud. very interesting

[someflipguy]

Its a natural thing don't be ashamed to pee and make noises...

I know I do expecially if I was holding it for a long time...

I be like "OH yes...thats feels so much better...whooo" haha

[eboarder2020]

LOL.... WHO cares... By the right of our manlyhood we are kings of the bathroom by default... LOL... You have the right to make loud sounds in the BR.

[greeneggs]

HAHAH u people r so funny =]

[*lolita kitty*]

OMFG YLL CRACK ME UP!! *boys are interesting* *on the floor laughin* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[JlIaTMK]

i pee on my face

[xpinkiexswearx]

i pee on my face

lol wthell. yeah i bet any normal guy would do that

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

just pee slow...that should b quieter..

[hammerpike]

This topic is funny...i juz aim above the water lvl

[MrElsewhere]

just pee slow...that should b quieter..

how does one pee slow?

[hammerpike]

how does one pee slow?

ya, i was wondering bout tat...

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

umm..u just let it go slowly..unless u been holding it in for a really long time..then ull end up peeing fast which makes more noise...get me??