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 Sep 7 2004, 03:57 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs?  Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094  |
Iono I was reading my one of my subscriptions of FHM and I saw this one.
 A teenage girl tells her mother that she missed her period. Her mother gives her a pregnancy test. The girl tests positive. The girl sits down and has a talk with her parents. They ask who the father is and the girl calls the only possible father of her baby. The "father" come to their house in his Porshe. The girl's father seems as if he is ready to sock the father of his grandchild. The man tells the family he is sorry but he cannot marry the girl because of some personal problems. But to make up for it he says "If the baby is a female I will leave her 300,000 dollars and one of my family owned companies. If the baby is a male I will leave him 500,000 dollars and 2 of my family owned companies. If they are twins they will share 500,000 dollars and 2 of my family owned companies. But what should I do if there is a miscarriage?" The father looks at the man and says "Then try again." Hahaha. 
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Sep 7 2004, 04:11 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha thats pretty harsh..
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Sep 7 2004, 06:27 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
hehehehe dis is funny!
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Sep 7 2004, 07:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
thats funny i guess but not that much
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Sep 8 2004, 01:12 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that's interesting
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Sep 8 2004, 01:18 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREED
taste like hell ^_^ |
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Sep 8 2004, 08:15 PM
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hah thats funny
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Sep 9 2004, 12:33 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats pretty funny
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