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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 ![]() |
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
"No," he said, "the steaks are too high." |
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![]() ~ThE DeViL~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,464 ![]() |
i dink dat would've been funnier if it was spoken instead of being typed, cuz punz dun't realli seem dat great when u c da spellin of wordz, good but still.....
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![]() Yum. =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 ![]() |
funny, simple and clean.
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
lol cute joke
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![]() im making a come back! woohoo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 ![]() |
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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![]() WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 ![]() |
hmm..yeah it's better spoken. and it's not that funny..
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![]() smiling hurts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 ![]() |
haha nice
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i dotn get it
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![]() GREEENROCKS ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 ![]() |
haha. i thought it was very funny
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QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Sep 6 2004, 3:51 PM) i dotn get it 50 bucks that he couldnt reach tha meat. steaks are too high.. steaks>>stakes (as in a bet) =) good joke |
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