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post Sep 5 2004, 11:50 PM
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
"No," he said, "the steaks are too high."
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 11:52 PM
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i dink dat would've been funnier if it was spoken instead of being typed, cuz punz dun't realli seem dat great when u c da spellin of wordz, good but still.....
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:31 AM
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funny, simple and clean. _smile.gif a rare joke in the humor section of CB...hehehe that was funny
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 05:28 AM
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lol cute joke
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 07:12 AM
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:21 AM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2
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hmm..yeah it's better spoken. and it's not that funny..
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:29 PM
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haha nice
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 06:51 PM
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i dotn get it
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 01:36 AM
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haha. i thought it was very funny happy.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Sep 6 2004, 3:51 PM)
i dotn get it

50 bucks that he couldnt reach tha meat. steaks are too high.. steaks>>stakes (as in a bet)

=) good joke
 

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