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Disgusting dead babyjokes (means exactly what it, says) must have a sick sense of humor
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Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.

Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.

Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.

Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:18 PM
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thats horrible mad.gif
 
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Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes. ohmy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif hammer.gif
 
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wow.. ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Sep 2 2004, 10:35 PM)
Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes. ohmy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif hammer.gif

i dooo laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

mellow.gif thats disgusting
stubborn.gif u haf problems against babies?!
those jokes were crap, no humor in any of those at all hammer.gif
 
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 11:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

You have a weird sense of humor.

Well, everyone's different. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM)
i dooo laugh.gif

I do too. Some are gross though. The one with the pile of dead babies is supose to be like this.
Q: What's nastier than a dead baby?
A: A pile of dead babies.

Q: Whats nastier than that?
A: Theres one alive at the bottom.

Q: Whats nastier than THAT?
A: Its eating its way up. And enjoying it.
 
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laugh.gif I love dead baby jokes!
I'd say some, but people don't like them.
They're hilarious though. laugh.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:52 PM
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hmm i see dead-baby jokes are definitely popular these days...
i must be queer
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 2 2004, 10:46 PM)
I do too. Some are gross though. The one with the pile of dead babies is supose to be like this.
Q: What's nastier than a dead baby?
A: A pile of dead babies.

Q: Whats nastier than that?
A: Theres one alive at the bottom.

Q: Whats nastier than THAT?
A: Its eating its way up. And enjoying it.


theres another one too about a pile of dead babies thats like
Q: what is easier to fill a dumpster with a pile of dead babies or a pile of bricks
A: a pile of dead babies cause you can use a pitchfork

there were like 2 more that i cant remember though stubborn.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Sep 2 2004, 10:47 PM)
laugh.gif I love dead baby jokes!
I'd say some, but people don't like them.
They're hilarious though. laugh.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

lol alot of people get offended which is why i made the title like it is lol but its nice to find some people that have the same sense of humor
cheers!
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 04:18 AM
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thats sooooooo funny......... LOL........ i was laughing through the whole thing and my sister was like wad?! lol...........


HI HEATHER! lol..
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:49 PM
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omg thats jus wrong pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:45 PM
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That's..horrible. I don't find that one bit funny at all. I love babies. I love my one year old twin cousins...You're probably going to grow up and be one of those murderers of babies. >.<

Disgusting.
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:19 PM
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eww thats gross..
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(somechinkgirl @ Sep 3 2004, 9:45 PM)
That's..horrible. I don't find that one bit funny at all. I love babies. I love my one year old twin cousins...You're probably going to grow up and be one of those murderers of babies. >.<

Disgusting.

And you are probably going to grow up and be a pinguin rapist.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 12:30 AM
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I find that to be slightly funny...very amusing what they came up with blink.gif
 
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Err.
Didn't find 'em funny.. ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 01:34 PM
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that wuz gross didnt find it funny at all, it made me sad. cry.gif maybe its cuz i gotz a baby niece
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 01:39 PM
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ohh i know one:

Q: What's sicker than ten babies dragged by a driving car?
A: One baby dragged by ten driving cars.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 3 2004, 10:23 PM)
And you are probably going to grow up and be a pinguin rapist.

What's a pinguin?
 
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i think imma be sick sick.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:57 PM
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I'm speechless..... mellow.gif

I may be a serious person and take things to the limit but this can be found as humorous? huh.gif blink.gif pinch.gif
 
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uh...that scared me..
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 02:38 AM
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And those are funny how?
 
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i dont get the baby and the salt one...
 
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what's worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can?
a dad baby in 12 garbage cans

what's the difference between a cadalac and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a cadalac in my garage

why did the baby scream when you put it in the blender?
you forgot to put it in head first

and i'll PM a good one to whoever posted some.
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 07:10 PM
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geez man; whoever thought of that has a pretty warped mind or one that reads lots of stories.

-.- it's not funny just gross -.-

how the fuk is a baby that is skinned in a bag of salt, funny?
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Sep 8 2004, 5:25 PM)
i dont get the baby and the salt one...

a skinned baby in a bag of salt

if you want to figure this out

1.create an open wound
2.immediately after get some salt
3.pour the salt on open wound

and then you'll get it fo' sure!
 
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QUOTE(ikayto @ Sep 8 2004, 7:10 PM)
Q:how the fuk is a baby that is skinned in a bag of salt, funny?

A:Because of the fact that it's still alive
 
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Not funny just sick
 
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ugh...ewww...gross... pinch.gif
 
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A B C Decapatation of my soul
dead babies in ur anal hole
dead babies in the microwave
im gonna make a dead babie my slave
im gonna make it do the dishes
and only feed it sweedish fish
(chorus)
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya
 
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Yuck.
I can't believe what I just read.
 
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wow yall some twisted ppl..the jokes arent even funni..now if it was funni then thats a different story but theyre not...*shakes head* sick ppl u r...very sik
 
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thats gross.
 
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QUOTE(kandi-chan @ Sep 14 2004, 8:17 PM)
wow yall some twisted ppl..the jokes arent even funni..now if it was funni then thats a different story but theyre not...*shakes head* sick ppl u r...very sik

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likes dead baby jokes
 
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I cant really find any humor in dead babies! Its just really weird how people find that shizzz funny! I guess whatever floats your boat!
 
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umm....okay..that's nasty
 
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Sep 2 2004, 10:35 PM)
Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes. ohmy.gif pinch.gif blink.gif hammer.gif

agreed.. not very funny, it`s so twisted..
 
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I don't find those jokes funny, but I guess people have different senses of humor. They're okay with me, just not the most hilarious things on the planet.

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A B C Decapatation of my soul
dead babies in ur anal hole
dead babies in the microwave
im gonna make a dead babie my slave
im gonna make it do the dishes
and only feed it sweedish fish
(chorus)
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya


Okay, that's just really stupidly inhumane. This is different from the jokes. This is just retarded... stubborn.gif I mean "eat the babies"? "im gonna make a dead babie my slave"? Oooookay... ermm.gif
 
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omfg?...no humor in this AT ALL... blink.gif
 
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some of those were kinda funny wink.gif
 
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just gross and wrong mad.gif cry.gif
 
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I've lost my appetite. That's wasn't even funny! Utterly disgusting.
 
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QUOTE(blinkxbunny @ Sep 12 2004, 12:45 AM) *
A B C Decapatation of my soul
dead babies in ur anal hole
dead babies in the microwave
im gonna make a dead babie my slave
im gonna make it do the dishes
and only feed it sweedish fish
(chorus)
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya
eat the babies eat the babies
ya ya ya ya


Now that was just plain idiotic huh.gif

But other than that, I enjoy dead baby jokes happy.gif *is going to hell*
 
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u missed one
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whats the diff between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies
i dont have a ferrari in my garage

lol i noe its really bad and disgusting
but i heard that at schoo
 
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^ AHAHAHA. That's hilarious!!!!

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Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.


That one wasn't funny, just extremely disgusting and graphic. I'd like to use that one to scare my friends though. tongue.gif
 
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Umm... Thats just W R O N G...
 
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u missed one
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whats the diff between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies
i dont have a ferrari in my garage

lol i noe its really bad and disgusting
but i heard that at schoo

LOL
 
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sick. but absolutely hilarious
 
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