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 Sep 2 2004, 06:02 PM
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i have nothing else better to do, so im jus gunna tell jokes and riddles in cb
 ok, so there was this cliff that would grant you one wish, you had to stand at the top of it and say what you wanted and then jump of the cliff to land in what yo wished for. the first guy said money, jumped of the cliff and landed in money. The second guy said car, jumped of the cliff and landed in a new car. The last guy stubbed his toe when he tripped over a twig when he was at the top of the cliff and yelled sh*t ...
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Sep 2 2004, 06:04 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
*Koff* Humor. *Koff*
Nice jokes. |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:04 PM
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i <3 me Group: Member Posts: 315 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,888 |
did the guys who wished for money and the new car not die on impact? i mean...they jumped off a cliff
tell us some more riddles...i like those better |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:06 PM
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tempararely retired Group: Member Posts: 835 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,368 |
QUOTE(jo3 @ Sep 2 2004, 3:04 PM) did the guys who wished for money and the new car not die on impact? i mean...they jumped off a cliff tell us some more riddles...i like those better ummm...i dont think so, ...i mean , itz a MAGIC cliff
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Sep 2 2004, 06:07 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
interest >> humor
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Sep 2 2004, 06:08 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LOL, I've never heard of that one before. Funny
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Sep 2 2004, 06:14 PM
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i <3 me Group: Member Posts: 315 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,888 |
QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 2 2004, 6:06 PM) ummm...i dont think so, ...i mean , itz a MAGIC cliff lmao i'll just pretend this cliff is only 3 feet off the ground |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:20 PM
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 *aSh* =] Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
haha funny
but this belongs in humor =D |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:25 PM
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What ghost said.
And I've heard this joke so much man.. - Moved to Interests > humor - - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:28 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Oh my goodness, this is so old...
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Sep 2 2004, 10:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yea its pretty old
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Sep 3 2004, 04:15 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
heard it before but i heard pillows money and the last guy for got wad he wanted to wish and said ****......
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Sep 18 2004, 04:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
lolz poor guy
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Sep 18 2004, 05:43 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha, this joke is very similiar to a joke I've heard before.
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Sep 19 2004, 12:42 AM
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nice joke
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Sep 20 2004, 01:13 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
there was like this joke like 2 times already in humur.... not funnie at all wen u read it like da 5 time
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Oct 2 2004, 02:33 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
i havent read it before so i thought it was pretty funny haha
jus shows that u shudn't swear too much LOL |
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Oct 31 2004, 05:02 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lols ^ agreed
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Nov 6 2004, 11:19 AM
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HAHA...nice joke
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Nov 6 2004, 01:25 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
LOL that's pretty good
i wouldn't wanna be that guy.....
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Nov 12 2004, 12:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
that's kinda... X_x
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Nov 12 2004, 05:54 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
lmao haha
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