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| *krnxswat* |
 Sep 2 2004, 12:00 PM
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Time: late 1940's
Place: New York There were these two elderly Jewish gentlemen visiting the Big Apple when they decided it was getting late and they needed to find a room for the night. As they passed one hotel, one man says to the other, "Why don't we try this one?" The other says, "Are you crazy? It says on the sign that this is a restricted hotel. You know what that means? It means they don't let Jews in!" To which the first man replies, "Restricted, reschmicted. Let's go in and have a little fun. Just let me do all the talking." So the two men enter and approach the desk clerk. Man: (in thick Yiddish accent) We want a room! Clerk: (Flustered. With a "Connecticut clench") I'm sorry, but this is a RESTRICTED hotel. We do NOT allow Jewish people to stay here. Man: What makes you think I'm Jewish? I'm just as Christian as you are! Come on, ask me a Christion question! The clerk decides to amuse him. Clerk: OK. OK. Where was Jesus born? Man: Such a question! Everybody knows that Jesus was born in a stable. Come on, ask me another Christian question! Clerk: (Impatient) Look. I know you are Jewish and you are not staying here! Man: Come on, ask me a question. Ask me, "What for was Jesus born in a stable!" Clerk: (visibly angry) All right! Why was Jesus born in a stable!? Man: Because a schmuck like you wouldn't give his mother a room either! |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:14 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO LOL WTF OMFG RAOTFLMFAO AhAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
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Sep 2 2004, 04:28 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMG!!! That wuz so wrong, but funny!
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Sep 3 2004, 02:07 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha lmao
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Sep 3 2004, 04:13 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
thats wrong
 ........ but soo effin FUNNY!
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Sep 3 2004, 09:35 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lmao thats a gud one
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Sep 4 2004, 03:25 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
LMFAO!!!!! that was a good one
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Sep 4 2004, 01:30 PM
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haha good one
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Sep 4 2004, 03:21 PM
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LOL. Funny.
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Sep 4 2004, 03:26 PM
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haha funny
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Sep 4 2004, 09:13 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, made my day.
 
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Sep 5 2004, 12:43 AM
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hahaha rofl
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Sep 6 2004, 12:33 PM
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hhahaha
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Sep 6 2004, 12:58 PM
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HAHA funny
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Sep 6 2004, 02:04 PM
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This is a true story:
The Time: 1964 The Place: Baltimore, Maryland Presidential hopeful Barry Goldwater goes to a RESTRICTED 18-hole golf course. The following takes place. Clerk: I'm sorry, Senator, but this is a restricted course. Goldwater: But I'm only half-Jewish, can I at least play nine holes? |
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Sep 6 2004, 02:08 PM
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 Saap!? Group: Member Posts: 568 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,151 |
LMAO! hahahahh thats a good one
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Sep 6 2004, 06:48 PM
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaa
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Sep 8 2004, 01:24 AM
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lol..that's hurtful.
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