The elevator |
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The elevator |
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There was a boy and his dad standing in front of an elevator while their mother sat in the car waiting for them. They did not know anything about electricity and what elevators do. While the boy and his dad were watching the elevator, and ugly old lady went inside. A couple minutes later, a beautiful young women walked out of the elevator. The dad of the boy was so astonished that he said, "Son, go get your mother!"
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lol yea but i heard this b4 too
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haha, this never gets old
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I had to read it twice to get it but i do now lol funny
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![]() doot doot doot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 ![]() |
lol thats not nice
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
lol thats kinda wrong
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hehe that's funny i get it.. i had to read it twice over... good joke =)
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![]() im making a come back! woohoo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 ![]() |
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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haha
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lolz dats so funny
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![]() dizzy me up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 ![]() |
LOL dumb fatherr
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LMAO, that sorta took me a while to figure it out but when i got it i laughed so hard. good joke, im gonna remmeber this one to tell my friends
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grrr>_< i sorta get it but den i dont.. i read it like 2 but didnt get it but i sorta get it funnie?
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i dont get it.
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*wind&fire* |
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thats funny and oh so sad at the same time
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*corizzle20* |
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i heard taht in a different version.
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