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The elevator
*krnxswat*
post Sep 2 2004, 11:57 AM
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There was a boy and his dad standing in front of an elevator while their mother sat in the car waiting for them. They did not know anything about electricity and what elevators do. While the boy and his dad were watching the elevator, and ugly old lady went inside. A couple minutes later, a beautiful young women walked out of the elevator. The dad of the boy was so astonished that he said, "Son, go get your mother!"
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:19 PM
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lol yea but i heard this b4 too
 
tsohg
post Sep 2 2004, 07:29 PM
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haha, this never gets old rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 08:12 PM
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I had to read it twice to get it but i do now lol funny
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:40 PM
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lol thats not nice pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:54 PM
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lol thats kinda wrong
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:56 PM
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hehe that's funny i get it.. i had to read it twice over... good joke =)
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 08:42 AM
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 01:16 PM
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haha
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 02:11 PM
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lolz dats so funny
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 02:59 PM
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LOL dumb fatherr
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:16 PM
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LMAO, that sorta took me a while to figure it out but when i got it i laughed so hard. good joke, im gonna remmeber this one to tell my friends happy.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:56 PM
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grrr>_< i sorta get it but den i dont.. i read it like 2 but didnt get it but i sorta get it funnie?
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:36 PM
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i dont get it.
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:39 PM
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thats funny and oh so sad at the same time
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 12:40 AM
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i heard taht in a different version.
 

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