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 Sep 1 2004, 09:11 PM
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One day at school it was the teachers birthday and some of the kids brought her presents. Sally whos mom worked at a floral shop gave her a dozen flowers. "thank you sally these are very beautiful flowers," said the teacher. Billy came up whose dad worked at a fruit stand and gave her a basket of fruit. "Thankyou bill Im sure these fruits are gonna be very delicous." Then little timmy came up with a box that was leaking at the bottom and whos dad worked at a liquor shop. the teacher said "now what can this be." She tasted the liquid comeing from the bottom of the box. "Is it beer?" asked the teacher. "No" said little timmy. The teacher tasted it again "is it brandy". "noo" said timmy. "Well what is it then?". "Its a puppy!"
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Sep 1 2004, 09:35 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
ROFL!! THATS SICK!
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Sep 1 2004, 09:38 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
o god.. LOL
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Sep 2 2004, 12:48 AM
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LMFAO AND SHE TASTED IT LOL
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Sep 2 2004, 02:52 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
 LOL THATS SICK BUT FUNNY =)
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Sep 2 2004, 03:42 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats just sick
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Sep 2 2004, 04:14 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ugh...disturbing!
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Sep 3 2004, 04:38 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
haha... its dog pi*s u dumb cr*p....... lol...........
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Sep 3 2004, 10:58 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol. ick.. who does that?
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Sep 3 2004, 05:52 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
EWW wait.. I think i get it.. NASTY lol... good joke!
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