funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[ikayto]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

ALL of my away msgs are as follows:

(1.) The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And i don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.

(2.) Im busy, you're ugly, so have a nice day :-D
(3.)¤Make every day count. Appreciate every moment & take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.¤
(4.) The instant messenger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time.
(5.) There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!!!!!
hahahahahha!!
(6.) Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky? ;-) haha im in the shower!
(7.)Don't you wish you knew.
(8.) I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.

[inthemudhole]

I'm usually sarcastic in mine.
I'm either b1tchy/rude/sarcastic or I say a random inside joke.

Example.
"Snarf, snarf. Be right back" <--inside joke, yo.

Or..

"Yeah. I'll be back in a few. Leave a message if you can figure it out."

*shrug* I never save mine for some odd reason.

[ikayto]

aahah i like your last away message the best StarryEyedSurprize........geez urs are soooooooooooooooooo long ;p

[amanduhsayz]

" I sniffed coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. bbl!"

ahha i htought that was funny^^ theres more but i dun rmbr

[Sumiaki]

I'm too lazy to take screens of my away window. I have

"I had to go change my pants cause I SHARTED"

"You're so damn nosy."

"When to go blaze up."

"Please Call Hot-Stuf" Yea thats my real number haha.

"Oh please leave a message after the beep. Please sit there until you hear the beep."

Oh btw, is your school Lake Park? Just wondering. There's alot of lancers mascots but it worth a try asking.

[tsohg]

Im not funny, so its impossible to make a funny away msg

[ikayto]

"Please Call Hot-Stuff" Yea thats my real number haha.

Oh btw, is your school Lake Park? Just wondering. There's alot of lancers mascots but it worth a try asking. 

aahahahah OMG...that's a nice number man.....

na i goto sschool in South Cali. Lakewood High School...;p

Im not funny, so its impossible to make a funny away msg

then why the hell did u post...><

[sammi rules you]

i just put why i'm away.....

[swe3txprincesz]

umm well mine aretn funny but...
-go away
-everyones away message is on so im'e joining the crowd
-im a dork
-wheeeeeeee
i have more but im'e too lazy to type

[Saeglopur]

"Don't IM me if you have fulgent fonts or I'll get blinded by you damn people."

[ryfitaDF]

back when i has T.H.U.G. i had one that said "the tony hawk's underground whispers my name...". now i just use one that says "wait".

[*Kathleen*]

I usually make some odd noise or put a weird word I made up in there. Such as:
- meep
- meep meep mee err
- moo

Or I just say that I'm being abducted by Plutonians; which also means I'm going home.

I don't know...is that funny?

[silver-rain]

eh, my away messages are all boring:
1) je ne suis pas ici (haha, me being french)
2) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow
3) %n makes me smile
4) Am I really away or am I just trying to avoid you?
5) I'm bored, talk to me
6) Homeworking, want to do it for me?

yeah, they all suck

[ikayto]

I usually make some odd noise or put a weird word I made up in there. Such as:
- meep
- meep meep mee err
- moo

Or I just say that I'm being abducted by Plutonians; which also means I'm going home.

I don't know...is that funny?

they're cute ;p

everyones away message is on so im'e joining the crowd

lol nice

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow

ahh very deep lol

[*RiC3xBoy*]

"nature calls"

[NatiMarie]

My away messages are boring. They're not even funny.

1) Be right back.

2) Right now my head is turned to the left, it took me a while to turn it there so therefore I will turn it towards the screen when my buddy Ralph lets me turn it. This is not making any sense, if you had sense you would stop reading this to see if it makes sense because it obviously doesn't, yet it does because I'm saying that it doesn't make sense and it doesn't so does that mean it does make sense?


There are more...
I'm super lazy though.
=P

[Heathasm]

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh ****. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy ****. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the f**kin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey BLEEP'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell. -jay

:D thats my favorite....and its so effin hilarious!

[mznina]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

[bRiLi]

this isnt ______(name) this is his/her invisible friend.

people will think that you're crazy

[sheepy]

i am away waiting for [screenname here] to go away.

[kantoaznboi]

4 sleeping:

"I can't talk to you right now. Why? Because I'm in the middle of giving my pillow head."
"Just think, if your name was "Sleep", I could be doing you in my bed right now. :D"


shower:

"Filming the new "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild" in my shower!"

out

"out so spank up my cell

spank it real hard,
ewww u ppl r thinking dirty
"

[*AngelicEyz00*]

My friend Dale has this one on right now... it cracked me up...

If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

[melmigs]

Most of my funny ones are just convos with friends:

[my friend's sn]: whats a good question to put in my survey
[my sn]: "how gay am i"
[my friend's sn]: like one thats not obvious
[my sn]: oh nvm then
[my friend's sn]: go f*ck yourself

Stuff like that.

[vietspirit]

i don't know if they are funny, but...

roseblue411: AN ALGEBRA TEST! SHOOT ME!
DD9104: BANG!

other one...

roseblue411: i'm not here right now, but i'm busy having a seisure


bathroom one...

Y r u here
y am i here
y do we talk
y do we live
y do we have to drink
y do we have to eat
y do we have to Pee?

Well i have to, so brb

[andr3w]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p


hmmm I THINK THIS SHOULD BE IN PICTURES ahaha...i was giong to just type out my away s but i realized this is better..SORRY MODS....move please ^__^

graet

[NatiMarie]

My friend Dale has this one on right now... it cracked me up...

If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

Hahaha!

Clever!
=P

[T00000]

Out. If you want to call my cell, buy me one, b*tch.

how was that?

[DesperateXMeasur...]

roseblue411: i'm not here right now, but i'm busy having a seisure

You spelled seizure wrong.

[creamysmile11]

im not as dumb you think as am i

i love that one

[inlonelinessidie]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

LOL that one was pretty funny.


As for mine, it is very similar to the one posted by ikayto. It goes like this:

Leave me a message after the beep . . .



NOTE: In the event that you do not hear a beep, please STFU and proceed to leave me alone. Thank you.

[T00000]

Out. If you want to call my cell, buy me one, b*tch.

how was that?

everyone else's besides mine are dumb. mine's saucy and hot.

[*CEP*]

" If I was a woman, I'd be oggling myself in front of a mirror all day. Which is the main reason why I am a man. "

I thought that up yesterday. Yvonne thinks its weird. Then again she thinks everything I do is weird.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

1 of my unique ones is.. "Your moms a Cow" , and another one is "I'de rather spin around in circles on my chair than talk to you"

[babyxyelloe]

just go here for away messages www.aimawaymessages.com

[T00000]

Wow you guys are not witty at all.

[inthemudhole]

Out. If you want to call my cell, buy me one, b*tch.

how was that?

^Haha, I had one pretty similar to that once, and the first time I put it up.. my uncle IMs me and sees the word "b1tch.."
He had just found my screen name. -_-

[NatiMarie]

I had more...in my other screen name.

Whoa...*looks* More than 20!
For almost everything...I always did a song. There's 'Penny in my shoe'...which is a true story. Sad ending.

Erm...nope, I'm not creative or funny.
:(

*no social life at the moment*

[tooshie]

harhar some of these are pretty awesome

i'm away right now.

if you miss me ..
cry me a river
build a bridge

and GET OVER IT!

[JlIaTMK]

lmao.... theres one like party in the potty lmao

[initial-seven]

I jus got two

1. brb

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

[NatiMarie]

I jus got two

1. brb

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

Wow...that is racist.

I don't even do that when I'm mad at a particular asian or someone from any race[or in the way you type: azn]. You shouldn't do that either...You big meano.

Haha...my words hurt bad. I'm such a loser.

=P

[DesperateXMeasur...]

I'm such a loser.

Welcome to the club!

[MeanBastard]

th5418: A


(I have shortened away to A in my attempt to look cool.)

[NatiMarie]

Welcome to the club!

Yay!
*Natalie is in the club*

--> *takes out newly polished loser club badge* Whoohoo!

[juliar]

Mine all go like this.
"doing homework. shut up."
"im pissed. shut up."
"taking a nap. seriously just shut up."
and on and on. they all end in shut up.

[eboarder2020]

-!M P1@Y!N6 C0UN73R 57R!K3... <--- My friends dont know leet and always ask whats that

-Saying that a car is JUST for transportation is like saying that sex is JUST for reproduction...

- Q.If you could ask one girl a question what would it be???
A. I'd ask her what did the five fingers say to the face

[FALLENstar009]

i like mine

so here you are sitting there reading my message by right lcicking and read profile..yea thats all you have to do for like right..sitting there reading away messages. so you have no life so why don't you just grab a corona sit there and wait until another away message pops up so you can read it.

-Kristina

[angel-roh]

i see little butterflies flying inside my stomach... i dont know y it's funny.. but i laughed heh

[xscore]

Out. If you want to call my cell, buy me one, b*tch.

how was that?

hahaha i love that one~!!!

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,Stop reading this, im not here,....and so on and so forth

[*AngelicEyz00*]

brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

???

[inthemudhole]

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

No SH1T it's racist!
That's mean. >_<

Ahh, check out my latest::

"Be back in a sec."
^Genius, pure genius.

[magnificentmike]

If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

thats a pretty funny one, i've heard that before.

[inlonelinessidie]

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

Excuse me?


That's just fcuking wrong man.

[sweetdreamsx3]

I don't have any "funny" ones, but I have the ones with the love quotes and stuff. Currently, I have one that says "I have the urge to stab someone." I'm annoyed. Go figure.

[ikayto]

I jus got two

1. brb

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

whoa man not funny..calm down

[iced__cappucino]

mines always random..like
Taking a shower you furking perverts..cant soneone get a lil privacy? O.o

[sophie_007]

1. gone to burn down____'s house
2.in da shower..no peekin' =P

thats all ive got.

[dani41790]

A day without sunshine is like... night

Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: 51345 mililani I need help fast!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?

[rhqtpie]

here r mine, some r jus like sayings:

The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm lives.

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you.

yea there's a few

[F1R3B4T]

"dont like my typing? call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS"

"what is this, bizzarro world?"

"at the tone, plz leave a message. have fun waiting"

"welcome to hell. enjoy ur stay, dorkwad."

"out~ fone my cell. if u dont know the #, then i dont know YOU."

"got sumfin to say? well u might as well go SHOVE IT UP UR @$$"

unfortunately i barely use away messages anymore... lmfao

[mouse_3k]

the one i can remember is this one


-Like a fat kid in dodgeball, im out

[*hcosurfkid*]

1) Showa, Wanna join
2) Im either playing, making, messin around, burning, eating, sleeping, talking, or watching tv with FOOD!!
3) im Playen hop-skotch with Osama Bin Laden
4) sitting down, on the phone, so dont call.
5) I have better things to do then talk to you!
6) Your boing so freak off
7) Im turing on my tv .. ohh Babii.

i have a lot more, but ill post them later..There a lot longer>

[LatinaLady]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

lol i love that.

Is that little note not enough for you.
I am "unavailable" for a reason. It maybe cuz i had to go do something or cuz i dont want to talk to you.=)

thats mine

[*tweeak*]

my friend had some REALLY dumb ones

-its called an away message get over it and leave a message

thats the only one i can remembner. shes retarded ;)

[Angelos]

lol my away messages are like stories form bad-ass buddy man they are funny but long so here goes two i got like 80 more lol

1.What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk drives through a stop sign
A stoner waits for it to turn green

2.A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, and then a Pepsi can comes out......who does the Pepsi belong to..... ?.....the machine or me?"

[DevilDeathDemon]

i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!

[ikayto]

you stupid people have to stop with the retarded aways..."i am away right now, brb, etc.." wtf the forum says post unique or funny ones..jeeeeeeeeeez

other than that....just about everyone's away cracks me up ahah...stole a couple ;p

eeek photobucket is down?

[shawty_redd]

i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!

i like that one. never heard it before