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 Sep 1 2004, 02:28 PM
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I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I
laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!" Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she said, "We learned in Sunday school about little boys and girls who don't have mommies and daddies." Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she was still grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up in my eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go be THEIR mom?" |
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Sep 1 2004, 06:48 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
ROFL!! do you make these jokes up?!
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Sep 2 2004, 12:43 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
no of course not man
my friend nd i we share jokes all the time on msn most of dem are funni nd i psot dem up here |
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Sep 2 2004, 03:44 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats kinda mean
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Sep 3 2004, 08:30 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
that lido girl is soooooo mean!
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Sep 3 2004, 10:54 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah. that's just adorable.
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Sep 3 2004, 05:57 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
umm.... another joke I dont get.. h/o let me read it again yah I stil dont get it oh well....
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Sep 3 2004, 06:11 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
hahah dat's kinda cuteee juss imaging the way the girl said it...soo innocent!!!
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Sep 3 2004, 08:41 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
oh man thats wrong hah
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Sep 3 2004, 10:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,809 |
errr i dont get it...let me read it again.
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