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 Sep 1 2004, 01:24 AM
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After her 90th Birthday, Mrs. Marie found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided to send checks to everyone instead. On each card she wrote, "Buy your own present," and she mailed them early.
Mrs. Marie enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities. Only after Christmas did she get around to clearing off her cluttered desk. Under a stack of papers, she was horrified to find the gift checks which she had forgotten to enclose... |
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Sep 1 2004, 03:03 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
hahaha ! she`s hella dumb !
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Sep 1 2004, 07:31 AM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
roflll
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Sep 1 2004, 01:01 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Wow. That very dumb. I feel sorry for the woman.
P.S: Where do you get all these jokes from Firebat?? |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Sep 1 2004, 1:01 PM) Wow. That very dumb. I feel sorry for the woman. P.S: Where do you get all these jokes from Firebat?? everywhere i guess, i jus put up whatever i laugh at |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
oh and btw, it does say shes 90 so u can't blame her stupidity
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Sep 1 2004, 03:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
hehe shes dumb !!... even if i got a blank check i wouldnt use A LOT of money cause she needs money, too yanno. and... dont double post lol, just edit
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Sep 1 2004, 07:16 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg...that took me sucha long time 2 get...but..LOL!
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Sep 1 2004, 08:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha.
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Sep 2 2004, 12:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 1 2004, 3:06 PM) hehe shes dumb !!... even if i got a blank check i wouldnt use A LOT of money cause she needs money, too yanno. and... dont double post lol, just edit ??? i dun get ur logic... yea sry about the duble posting hting |
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Sep 2 2004, 03:04 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
lolz ii get it hahha
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Sep 2 2004, 03:32 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats funni. those pplz must have gotten mad at her
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