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post Sep 1 2004, 01:13 AM
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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 01:19 AM
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lol...poor girl. but that was a dumb thing 2 do rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 06:56 PM
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evil joke.. rofl _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 03:58 PM
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lmao, that's so evil...but funny!
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 04:41 AM
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HES SO EVIL! *GASP*
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 05:51 AM
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lmao she deserved it.
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:56 AM
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hahah. that's hilarious.
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 05:54 PM
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ummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very... care to explain any1?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:41 PM
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lmao thats dirty
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 06:04 PM
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lmao she deserved it.

lol I agree.
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:13 PM
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haah this is more like a TRUE STORY!
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 08:47 PM
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hahahahahaha!!!revenge is sweet!
 
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lol oh my god! the poor girl hahaha but she deserved it. happy.gif
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 12:36 AM
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Haha...thats funny.
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 01:48 AM
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*muahahahaha* soo evil.. but i think the girl deserved it...
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 11:48 PM
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OMGGG good boy but i would hate if that happend to me!! but soo evil!!
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 04:08 PM
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ummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very... care to explain any1?


**for revenge....he sent the picture if her having sex with her new bf to her parents!!

hahaha....sweeet!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 04:16 PM
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that guy is smart..lol...whata pimp....good joke....
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:57 PM
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what a genious!!! rawr lol good joke
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:13 PM
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lol funnie as hekk poor girl she gunna get spanked
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:31 PM
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LMAO, sooooo evil!!!!!!!!! Good one!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:00 AM
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evil joke.. rofl _smile.gif

hahaha laugh.gif funny yeah, and evil shifty.gif lols
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 04:58 AM
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wow damnn..evilness. lols
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 12:34 AM
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how unpredictable..
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 11:01 PM
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oh man.. thats evil
 
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haha,that is soooo hilarious!!
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:51 AM
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ahahaha, hecka revengeful.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:27 PM
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lmao...
smart exboyfriend
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 03:27 AM
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that gurl is soo unlucky! haha
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 05:11 PM
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while it was pretty mean (and stupid) to send that pic to the guy, he should have left her alone when she said to. i mean, how many high school relasionships ACTUALLY work out?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 10:20 PM
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i think they bothe deserved it. she should have returned his messages. he should have backed off when she said she wanted to date around. she shouldnt have sent it. its all KARMA
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 12:35 AM
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Ahaha. Funny. biggrin.gif Yet evil.
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:58 PM
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that is a good revenge
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 03:59 PM
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lol ive heard that one lol...but still funny!
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 04:24 PM
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LOL that was funny happy.gif
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 04:53 PM
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LOLZ, poor guy... and an evil too... wink.gif
 
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