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 Sep 1 2004, 01:03 AM
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After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agency assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" In a booming voice the pirate replied:
"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME LEG." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME HAND." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your eye." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS LAYING ON THE DECK ONE BALMY DAY CATCHING SOME RAYS WHEN THIS *%#@* SEAGULL FLEW BY AND DROPPED HIS DUTY RIGHT IN ME EYE!" "Well yes, but what does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" "IT WERE THE FIRST DAY WITH ME HOOK!" |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:11 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
 ouch...lol...that took me a second 2 get..LOL 
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Sep 1 2004, 07:11 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
oOo, must have hurt
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Sep 2 2004, 04:01 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
eewww, very painful!
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Sep 3 2004, 09:40 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats gotta hurt
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Sep 3 2004, 09:43 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
not that funny, but painful
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Sep 3 2004, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(JessJR1022 @ Sep 3 2004, 9:43 PM) not that funny, but painful Yeah, I agree....Painful, but it wasn't exactly funny... |
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Sep 4 2004, 08:40 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
LOLLOLLOL.......... STOOPID PIRATE!
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Sep 18 2004, 02:39 PM
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llz dats funny
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Sep 18 2004, 03:44 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol !!!!!!!!!
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Sep 19 2004, 12:47 AM
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haha. he should of used his other hand.
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