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post Aug 31 2004, 02:58 PM
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 03:17 PM
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lol pretty funny i guess thats true in a way
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 08:39 PM
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bahhaha
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 09:43 PM
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Hahaha, awesome.
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 09:55 PM
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But the man didn't put money into the woman. =X
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Aug 31 2004, 6:55 PM)
But the man didn't put money into the woman. =X

lol it's a comparison between his.. ya.. and tha coin. and tha drink is tha child. and tha machine is tha mom... get it now?

nice joke.... heh..
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 10:22 PM
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Oh haha...funny.
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 10:33 PM
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omg lol... laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 08:45 AM
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lolz dats so mean.... hes sayin that his wife is a machines -___-

it is funny lolz tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:14 AM
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laugh.gif Lol. He is right though.
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:16 AM
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ohmy.gif ...oh boy, lol is kinda true though
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM
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haha i actually understand it lol
 
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haha. funny
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 03:21 PM
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haha, i'ver heard that joke before but it was still funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 04:30 PM
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haha

I don't get it?
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 04:43 PM
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Lol, good one. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 04:53 PM
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Haha. That was pretty good. happy.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 05:37 PM
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I had 2 read it like three times 2 understand it. I get it now tho biggrin.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 05:39 PM
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interestingly true and funny lol
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 10:33 PM
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so... does a drink takes 9 months to come outa the drink machine? huh.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 11:04 PM
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Haha, You people are trying to analyze this joke too hard.

It's hilarious! Short and funny. I literally laughed out loud. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 12:26 AM
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its not funny but i get it heh
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 01:35 AM
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hahha funny laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 04:29 AM
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lol thats some shit..
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 06:21 AM
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haha the guy is clever in a way... =]
 
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post Oct 9 2004, 02:30 PM
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lmao!
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 06:07 PM
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LOL. It makes sense, actually. Great comparison =)
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Aug 31 2004, 9:55 PM)
But the man didn't put money into the woman. =X

He could have.
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 09:42 AM
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whoa. smart :]
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 01:22 PM
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thats smart, haha.
 
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