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oLd peOpLe, [sorta nasty]
LaZi3nEsS xP
post Aug 31 2004, 02:31 PM
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there was an old woman and an old man sitting in their rocking chair, as usual. then out of the blue the old man said, "you will never guess how old i am." then the woman said," pull down your pants." and he did. she reached up and felt his thingie for a minute, then she said 89. he then said," how'd you know?" she said, "you told me your age yesturday."
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 02:41 PM
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.................................
thats disturbing
not funny
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 02:48 PM
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yea its not actually funny. maybe u should find better jokes or just dont post anymore of these kinda jokes. sry
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 02:51 PM
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huh.gif..i don't get it
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 03:10 PM
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oh sorry ermm.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 03:18 PM
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i think its funny! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 03:19 PM
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i get it thats a sick old lady lol
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 08:07 PM
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that prettty nasty wacko.gif
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 01:26 AM
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theres a diff version 2 dis story. but this is still funny! lol laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 01:59 AM
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thats nasty...what a sick woman
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 02:13 AM
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That's so not funny. sick..
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 02:51 PM
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I heard this joke on BET yesterday....funny but pretty nasty stubborn.gif

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post Sep 1 2004, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Sep 1 2004, 1:26 AM)
theres a diff version 2 dis story. but this is still funny! lol laugh.gif

yea the version that i heard is about the woman feeling in the guys pants and tells him his age bcuz yesterday she was behind him ast mc donalds sumfin like that
 

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