Th5418's Guide To Relationships Options

[MeanBastard]

1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one.

2) I like someone, what should I do?
Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out.

3) How do I reject someone?
Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question.

4) How do I breakup with someone?
Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible.

5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What?
Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually.

6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do?
Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like.

[7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend!
You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko.

8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose?
You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them.

[9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend!
Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything.

11) Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait.

12) Do internet relationships work?
Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time.

13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do?
If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up.

14) Should I have sex?
Yes, use protection.

15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do?
Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of.

This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update.

First Dates
[1) Where should I go on my first date?
Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping.

2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions?
Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves.
"Do you have a vibrator?"
"Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk."

3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance?
Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea.

4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do?
Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert.

5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do?
Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap.

[anger_is_my_frie...]

blunt but oh so true.

[lurideyes]

Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place.

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

haha nice.... donno why i didnt make 1..maybe later :O but anywho nice ;]

[aznriceboi]

i've seen the topic, and i was like this should be good. hahaha it turned out it was. very good top. hahah i'll take them into consideration

[silver-rain]

blunt but oh so true.

i agree. those are funny, but they're also all true too

[*x____duckii*]

haha

[Just_Dream]

8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose?
You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them.

[9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

haha #8 is pretty funny. I totally agree with #9 cause personally, I would never tell my parents that I'm dating someone. And people should at least TRY to hide the relationship.

[Mick3Y]

#9 is so true :D

- Tran -

[sporadic]

Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place.

suck up.
*cough*

Not really a better place, but it is funny to watch people react to some of the sht you say.

[MeanBastard]

Updated with quesiton 15.

[sweetdreamsx3]

I don't like you, but everything you said is completely true.

[leeeza702]

bravo bravo.... flowers for you... nicely put... and no... i'm not a suck up... I just love how he/she is very outspoken and doesn't give a fcuk about what people have to say...

[*AngelicEyz00*]

ROFLMFAO!!!

You rule!!

[dani41790]

lol thats so true.

[thesecretmodel]

Lol bravo, everything is so true right there

[slurp]

word, you pointed out the obvious but yeah theyre all true

[conster]

i have a question i have a question! haha i have 5guys that like me what should i do?? lol but seriously tho -_- cuz... each of them.. uh i dunno how to explain it

[WhiteLotus*]

cool. but werent you the person that asked why we even come here to talk about these things?

[Flyingdoggurl]

Makes sense.

[inthemudhole]

OH MY F*CKING GOD.
That was hilarious.
And very true.
HAHA. Oh my god, that was great.

[lurideyes]

Suck up? No, I just like to give credit where I think it is deserved.

But I have one that I think you forgot. What about those questions "I'm a brat, why doesn't everything revovle around me and go my way??"

You know like the kid who hates his parents because they can't drive him to skool.

[xoxspanky569]

th5418 you are my hero!!! you took the words right out of my mouth.

[sugarcultluver]

th5418 u rock!!!!!!!!!

[Rice_on_my_shoe]

haha that made me laugh

[captured_serenit...]

that's so freaking funny...lols...that's hailarous...

[yummy_delight]

LMAO that was fcukin awesome. you tell em.

[hybrid]

Indeed. I've seen you around in the relationships forum. This was something that brightened my day.

[MusicalAngel]

LOL... so very blunt... but people just need to know that it is... what it is Well done!

[yeseulx3]

I don't like you, but everything you said is completely true.

lmao

[sunissed14127]

hahaha....wow i actually agree with u on some things ...... wow now im scarring myself saying that.....j/k

[xbladeoffire90x]

9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

Parents find out everything...

[expoised]

[b][font=tahoma]1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one.

th5418, will you go out with me?

haha. jk

[*AngelicEyz00*]

melissa,Aug 30 2004, 4:09 PM] th5418, will you go out with me?

haha. jk

back off b!tch, he's mine

[MeanBastard]

There enough to go around...

[XxBeExOHxX]

hopefully these good tips will spread

[casssy]

haha some of them made me laugh.. awesome

[NiKECHiQ]

whoah i needed that laugh ! thanks

[MeanBastard]

This sucks, whenever I post something seirous, people laugh. Whenever I post something funny, they get mad.

[*AngelicEyz00*]

fine, i'll get mad...

Have you no heart you mother effing piece of ish mother effer? People come in here to ridden themselves of their mother effing burdens and all you can do is poke fun at them with your satirical insults?? i hope you die... die and go burn in hell



rofl at the first sentence of the previous paragraph I didn't do a very good job at being mad, and for that, I apoligize

[*wind&fire*]

mneh i dun like question 6 cos like id want a friendship more than a boyfriend

[queen]

great ;o now someone go through all the posts in this subforum and link it to this thread to save time, effort, and cb bandwidth ;o

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Dude, I'm so gonna pin this, haha

Topic Pinned

[*RiC3xBoy*]

lmao, this is pinned, cool

[Joss-eh-lime]

6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do?
Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like.

um, that would be weird,but most of ur thingys are true

[litt0jadey]

haha nice easier said than done though =/ for me hahaha anyways good job!

[expoised]

back off b!tch, he's mine

dude. we're married.

[inthemudhole]

Omg, haha, you pinned this?!
AWESOME.
This shall be a good resource.
Doubt the n00bs will bother to read it. -_-

[MeanBastard]

Sweet, like my 5th thread and it gets pinned.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

^^also, u have now 666 posts

[yummy_delight]

WOOT! this topic is pinned! awesome! it totally deserves to be.

[*Fallen_Fairy*]

hey thats funny i love number 8

[conster]

th5418--> u didnt answer my question... what do u do wen u have 5guys after u? and like.. u feel different for each of them... err... i dunno how to explain lols its gonna take forever =x

[MeanBastard]

th5418--> u didnt answer my question... what do u do wen u have 5guys after u? and like.. u feel different for each of them... err... i dunno how to explain lols its gonna take forever =x

Refer to #8 and change 2 to 5.

[midnite]

so true i applaude you *clap clap clap*

[conster]

but ur answer says that u obviously dont like neither of them.. well for me.. i dont like 3 of them lols the other two.. ones my ex and ones my reallly really great friend... i have ons and offs for my ex =x and my best friend... i jus have a regret feeling that i didnt go out wit him last year cuz he liked me last year. well he still does... and we didnt go out cuz at that time.. i also had 2guys lol and he was best friends wit another ex that i didnt tlak to, and if i went out wit him, that means he woulda had to choose me or his best friend so ididnt want him to do that.. now that me and my other ex are pretty cool, he regrets... ajsdljwefhergjeoghwp gffdfswso soo what would u do now?

[F_L_I_P]

Dude #9 is freakin great i like number 8 too. its true.

-Phil-

[vivieeeen]

oh this is wonderful.
if only everyone who comes here could at least take a look at the first three..... *sob

Life would be SOOOO much better
th5418 rocks the house

[dani41790]

haha cool this is pinned. th5418's advice is cool

[sweetdreamsx3]

Hey, go check out the topic made about you.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

You just suck.

[MeanBastard]

You just suck.

Wow, at least make some sort of argument you can back up. But since you are incapable of doing this, I'm no responding to your next post since I do not wish to close this thread.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

This might help your thread just a little bit...

F*CK YOU!!! [like infinity times]

This post has been edited by AngelicEyz00: Sep 3 2004, 12:00 AM

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

F*CK YOU!!! [like infinity times]

This post has been edited by AngelicEyz00: Sep 3 2004, 12:00 AM

[leeeza702]

wow... ^^^^^

[MeanBastard]

Wow indeed, I shouldn't piss you off. Because then you act like an ape.

[melmigs]

PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4, you should try to stop being such an immature piece of $hit. th5418's guide is actually 100% true. Stop "flaming," spamming, and double posting.

[sweetdreamsx3]

Yo, the5418. LMAO. I'm reading her post and she keeps saying she has a life, yet she has the time to do this. hahahaha :D

[ichidou]

Very helpful.

[slurp]

This might help your thread just a little bit...

word, whether you agree to his guide to relationships or not you dont need to be hating by copy and pasting 123456789 fcuk yous cause its pretty immature and pointless..grow up?

[*evdxgirl*]

Hahahahahah....she's gonna get banned/warned. Hahahaha.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

Hahahahahah....she's gonna get banned/warned. Hahahaha.

I don't give a f*ck you lowlife.

[*evdxgirl*]

I don't give a f*ck you lowlife.

Now how did I piss you off?

Actually I've seen some of your past posts. They're pretty funny; I like how sarcastic they are.

[sweetdreamsx3]

She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words.

Oh, how did you find out? I knew people (or penguins) spied on me...

[inthemudhole]

[LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF.]
Haha, oh my f*cking god.

You really suck at bashing members, LIL MIZZ PURFECT GURLIEO, or whatever your username is.

[*evdxgirl*]

She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words.

You know what'd be amusing? If Tboltzbabe was here.

[inthemudhole]

You know what'd be amusing? If Tboltzbabe was here.

Haha, oh yeah.
She could totally pwn, and it'd be remarkably hilarious.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

Haha, oh yeah.
She could totally pwn, and it'd be remarkably hilarious.

I least I ain't no fatass...and who is this tboltzbabe whore you guys be talking about? She can't do sh¡t...

[inthemudhole]

I least I ain't no fatass...and who is this tboltzbabe whore you guys be talking about? She can't do ****...

AT LEEST I AINT NO ILLITERATE FOOL.

Hahahaha, you'll find out soon enough.
She shall pwn your ass.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

AT LEEST I AINT NO ILLITERATE FOOL.

Hahahaha, you'll find out soon enough.
She shall pwn your ass.

How? I don't think you can actually find out where I live and go there and kick my ass, sooooo....I don't give a f*ck on how you guys say she'll 'pwn' me.

[MeanBastard]

The private messaging system is availble for a purpose.

[*evdxgirl*]

The private messaging system is availble for a purpose.

But that ruins the fun for the rest of us with no lives that enjoy reading this.

[inthemudhole]

How? I don't think you can actually find out where I live and go there and kick my ass, sooooo....I don't give a f*ck on how you guys say she'll 'pwn' me.

Uhm. It's in internet-terms.. durr..

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

Uhm. It's in internet-terms.. durr..

I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already.

[MeanBastard]

I have a life on reality,

Sure doesn't seem like you have a life in reality. I don't have one and you post mroe than me..

[*x____duckii*]

I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already.

If you truly do, then why are you still here, oh so perfect girl?

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

If you truly do, then why are you still here, oh so perfect girl?

Cuz it's funny on how you guys respond sh¡t.

[sweetdreamsx3]

Yeah...where is Tboltzbabe? Someone tell her to come in here please. :D

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

Yeah...where is Tboltzbabe? Someone tell her to come in here please. :D

You're a Lowlife with a capital L.

[MeanBastard]

You've degraded my thread so much I have to post this....

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Cuz it's funny on how you guys respond sh¡t.

actually i think its quite funny how u repsond

[Just_Dream]

You're a Lowlife with a capital L.

You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave.

I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread:

My advice was very throughly thought out and will work. 99% of the time. Maybe you should utilize them sometime in your hopeless relationships.

I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends.


Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March.

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[melmigs]

You're a Lowlife with a capital L.

You're a Piece of $hit with a capital P. HA! Beat that one, bizznotch.

[sweetdreamsx3]

Ahahaha 15 SNs. What a Loser with a capital L. LMAO Get lost. Okay, let's just end this argument because I don't want this thread closed.

[MeanBastard]

You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave.

I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread:

I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends.


Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March.

So, then uh can I be a mod.

[ghjgfkgfk]

This is the most boring-est thread of drama yet.

[juliar]

You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave.

I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread:

I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends.


Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March.

DUDE, MAJOR PWNAGE.
HOLLER BACK, CHRISTINA.
WOOT WOOT.
Damn, "perfect girl", at least none of us are that stupid to actually make 15 usernames on createBlog. You can say we don't have lives, but you took the time to make the usernames.

[inthemudhole]

ROFL. ROFL.

Omg, total pwnage.

HAHA.

I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already.

Then why did you take the time to respond, hm?

I have a life, thanks.

[NatiMarie]

So, then uh can I be a mod.

Funny how you casually brought that in...

LOL