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post Aug 24 2004, 03:05 AM
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well my friend and i were talkin one day and just... out of nowhere he says "dude i was lookin around the net a few days ago and i read that the pain for a woman giving birth is eqivalent [sp?] to a guy having a baseball coming out of his... thing"


... all i gotta say is....... OWW!.....
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 03:26 AM
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yeah that doesnt sound too good, Women are hardcore!!. *givees them 1000000 eprops*
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 03:48 AM
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Yeah, but the only difference is that we'll never have a baseball come out our penises.

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post Aug 24 2004, 04:19 AM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 24 2004, 12:48 AM)
Yeah, but the only difference is that we'll never have a baseball come out our penises.

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haha i hope not ohmy.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 01:48 PM
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a baseball seems alot longer than a baby lol
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:07 PM
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I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.. maybe throughout the day
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:12 PM
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A BASEBALL OUTTA OUR PENIS!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! man....... propz 2 all women who have given birth already....... dam........ datz painful, i mean....... dat big ball comin out of a penis....... pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:17 PM
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wait a minute thats not possible, cuz the woman has contractions to expand her vagina and thats nature's doing....and im pretty sure our penises dont have contractions
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:34 PM
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its suppose to b a golf ball... baseballs madddd big.... or think of it like this.. its like us sh*ttin out a basketball...
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 03:03 PM
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either way dat hurtz.........
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 07:11 AM
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A basball coming out of a penis?! who guys are messed up if you think about these kinds of things.. haha. Ok im going to go throw up now pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 08:25 AM
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I never knew that.
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 08:49 AM
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haha.. interesting....
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 08:57 AM
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Uh, yeah, it's not. Their vagina is waaaay bigger than our urethras.
 
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ah thats too sick for my clean mind
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 01:16 PM
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Uh, yeah, it's not. Their vagina is waaaay bigger than our urethras.

Yeah.. that'd be pretty odd if guys had the kids.. O_o wacko.gif blink.gif

Well, male seahorses have the kids.. koff, but we're not seahorses. tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 01:53 PM
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ewww....that would hurt....a lot wacko.gif

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post Aug 25 2004, 03:06 PM
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wow madd props to woman but how does one noe how a baseball coming out of ur
penis feels??
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 03:16 PM
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ooooooo must suck to be woman then..right?? yeah one day i think guys should experience it...
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 08:19 PM
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... im just happy im not a girl. i dont think i could handle that much stuff...
 
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oh **** that would so hurt.
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(Levy2k6 @ Aug 25 2004, 8:19 PM)
... im just happy im not a girl. i dont think i could handle that much stuff...

Did someone just admit he is weak? :D
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:29 PM
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^ haha yea i think he did!
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 02:03 AM
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post Sep 4 2004, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Aug 25 2004, 1:16 PM)
Yeah.. that'd be pretty odd if guys had the kids.. O_o wacko.gif blink.gif

Well, male seahorses have the kids.. koff, but we're not seahorses. tongue.gif

hahaha lol....i would imgagine it would hurt pretty bad 4 a guy tho....yall should b lucky u dont have to go thru pain like we do!
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 07:13 PM
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Hmm, actually, its more like a orange or small melon perhaps.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 08:13 PM
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QUOTE(Streetbawler91 @ Aug 25 2004, 1:06 PM)
wow madd props to woman but how does one noe how a baseball coming out of ur
penis feels??

We can only speculate; but judging from the sensitivity of the penis and the size of its canal and the object which is hypthetically being pushed through it. The picture can be drawn pretty accurate on how much pain would occur.

Well, we also have to take into consideration that drugs will be involved due to the severity of child birth and arent drugs suppose to numb the pain substantially?
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 08:40 PM
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Some don't use drugs. It can hurt the baby.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(Stupid_Fat_Boy @ Aug 24 2004, 1:26 AM)
yeah that doesnt sound too good, Women are hardcore!!. *givees them 1000000 eprops*

Thank you, and also to all of the guys who finally understand the pain women go through in childbirth. Although, a lot of good comes from it under the right circumstances. And so, it evens out. flowers.gif flowers.gif flowers.gif
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 11:17 PM
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I know this is only an approximation and everything, but it seems pretty ridiculous.

even if there was someone that knows how it feels to have a baseball/golfball/pretty much any type of ball come out of their penis, how would they be able to compare it to how childbirth feels?

I have absolutely no doubt that it's one of the most painful things you can possibly experience, but um......that's just.......not......make........sense.......able....
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 02:01 AM
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OOO wat the fuk?? where the hell did he get this from???
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 04:04 AM
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Ouch blink.gif

A baseball coming out of a guy's thing? Isn't that like impossible? wacko.gif Haha, how owuld whoever wrote that know anyways?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:57 AM
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lol. when you guys become daddys you better be there to provide a hand to hold crush while your poor lil wifey's havin your baby. happy.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE(XxXxPeAcHeSxXxX @ Sep 6 2004, 12:57 AM)
lol. when you guys become daddys you better be there to provide a hand to hold crush while your poor lil wifey's havin your baby. happy.gif

shes got a point... we did her for some pleasure now we need the pain... guys either DONT MARRY or juss run away or "be at work"
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 04:02 PM
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All i can say is ow" I run by those real life network things on TV" Where the show a women giving birth.. It makes me wanna rethink the idea of having a kid. and i don't want to adopt..phhhhht.. I rather raise pups..aha tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 02:12 PM
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how the hell can ur penis strech so wide??!?!?!?!?!
its gonna friggn rip

its supposed to be euivilent to sh*ting a bowling ball
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 08:02 PM
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this is so wierd.
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 10:17 PM
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yeah i would imagine that be like have birth or maybe some what close to it.
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 24 2004, 2:48 PM)
a baseball seems alot longer than a baby lol

What the hell are you talking about?
A baseball is smaller than a baby. By ALOT.
I wanna adopt. _unsure.gif
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(Stupid_Fat_Boy @ Aug 24 2004, 2:26 AM)
yeah that doesnt sound too good, Women are hardcore!!. *givees them 1000000 eprops*

just 1000000...huh.gif tongue.gif just joking
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 07:37 PM
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Ouch.
I'm glad I'm not giving birth to anything anytime soon.
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post Sep 9 2004, 07:45 PM
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If you're scared of the baseball there's another alternative.

First Male Pregnancy

Lmao...

FYI... this is a hoax

But doctors are actually really trying to accomplish this. Because there are cases, in a woman, when the embryo lands in the abdominal cavity. Not in the womb. So, from this, why can't a man have an embryo implanted in his abdominal and have it removed surgicially? Although it's nothing like labor. >< I argued with a guy friend of which gender can withstand pain better. I said that men never have to push another human being out their private parts. He said you never got kicked in the balls.
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(xox Qt LuVZ xox @ Sep 5 2004, 4:04 AM)
Ouch blink.gif

A baseball coming out of a guy's thing? Isn't that like impossible? wacko.gif Haha, how owuld whoever wrote that know anyways?

That's just an example..



right?
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 07:02 PM
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Geezus christ; you guys are so skeptical that you can't bare to use ur imagination for once. -.-.......
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 07:31 PM
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i have a question..how would the person who made this up know? has he had a baseball or golfball come outta his penis before and afterwards gone through child labor? stubborn.gif
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE(x_hiccupy_x @ Sep 10 2004, 4:31 PM)
i have a question..how would the person who made this up know? has he had a baseball or golfball come outta his penis before and afterwards gone through child labor? stubborn.gif

i dont know i think it's just an ESTIMATE. like a scale yanno? like tha size of a .. girl's thing and a baby would probably be tha comparison of tha hole on a guy's... thing and a baseball.

hm?
 
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 10 2004, 7:38 PM)
i dont know i think it's just an ESTIMATE. like a scale yanno? like tha size of a .. girl's thing and a baby would probably be tha comparison of tha hole on a guy's... thing and a baseball.

hm?

abso-fu**ing-lotely

besides it's just casual chit chat ^_^
 
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oh well, thats why theres something called adoption. besides..i think we needa stop making kids and maybe raise a child who's already in this world who needs parents you know?
 
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QUOTE(xbladeoffire90x @ Sep 4 2004, 2:03 AM)
Me to!

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and guys drool whistling.gif
 
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post Sep 12 2004, 12:08 AM
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ohhh sick!! that's nasty! oh, one time i saw on the net this guy who was putting like a metal rod through his peehole. it was disgusting and he was jsut like putting it in and out and j/o at the same time!!! ohh if ur a guy and if u have foreskin and gay, u can put it over another guy's wanker and then that's arousing to some guys....ok way off topic but whatever, just fyi!
 
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post Sep 14 2004, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Aug 25 2004, 8:57 AM)
Uh, yeah, it's not. Their vagina is waaaay bigger than our urethras.

babies are also a LOT bigger than baseballs too
 
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post Sep 15 2004, 03:03 PM
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damn thats gotta hurt!!!!!!!! sh*t i feel sorry for them










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post Sep 15 2004, 06:44 PM
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i dont think it is, because my moms friend is a doctor and she says she doesn't know why ladies complain about giving birth and its not hard and does hurt that much that your gonna die
 
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