Quotes....., name a quote you like...it can be any Options

[faze_O]

anything youve heard your friends say that you like..or quote a move...

well mine is : my friend was sleeping in class and whent he teacher woke him up he was like...well read the quote:

"zzzzzzz...zzzzzzz...."
"Wake UP!"
"Ok im back what did i miss.."
hehe well i guess you had to have been there.

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

"i love you is 8 letters, but so is bullsh!t"
"im bored,your bored,lets f4Ck"
"Come back when you get good"
"vinh im bleedinggggggggg"
"hey look its a hawk,lets catch it and rape it!"
"vinh...your a f**ker"

those are the ones i uh..have on the top of my head

[hair products]

"stop whining"

[Mireh]

Tastes like chicken

classic

[xoxspanky569]

"Death by stereo!"

-"Sam Emerson" ( Corey Haim) in The Lost Boys

[sweetdreamsx3]

Learn not to give a fcuk. It applies to everything. Now learn it! :D LOL

[inlonelinessidie]

TOO Many to write, but I'll post a few lol.

PULP FICTION:
"'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"

Vincent : And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules : They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent : No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fcuk a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules : Then what do they call it?
Vincent : They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules : A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent : Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules : "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent : I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.


And I also like these from the Sealab 2021 and Home Movies
Sealab 2021
Captain Murphy: Go to hell

Home Movies
Coach McGuirk: SAMMY!


Yes, I need a life I know. lol

[Levy2k6]

"it happens"
lol.

[JlIaTMK]

haha.... omg me and brie have so many funny quotes between us that i actually forget a lot of them

[*RiC3xBoy*]

aint over until the fat lady sings

[*stephinika*]

well i like the quote that's in my signature...don't know where its from but i like it.

[FilipinoFaShow]

austin powers quote

there's 2 things i hate
ppl who are racist
and the dutch!

haha

[ComradeRed]

"We will bury you."
--Khrushchev

'Tis to glory we steer

[Bubblegum]

"We came. We saw. We conquered."

"All your base are belong to us."
--classic

Ooh, goody, here's one I saw that amused the hell outta me.
Salesclerk: Um, sir....?
Customer: What? The sign only said no service to me if I didn't have a shirt or shoes on.
It didn't say anything about pants.

And, of course, my inspirational favorite.
"One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing something people say you cannot do."

And, a completely few random inside jokes I'd be afraid if you actually understood:
"Band is great. You get to finger and blow at the same time all day long."
"Go band, WOO!"
"*sblack persons*
"*Angry windmill salute!!!*"

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

"live your life as there was no tomorrow"

[Caitlin]

too many- I will add more later but my favorite of the moment is
life shouldn't be measured by the breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

[CrookedCriticism]

"a man whos scared to fail will never succeed."
"say hello to my lil friend!" Any line from scarface could be quoted....
oh and how could I forgot the famous.... "I'm Rick James B*tch!" (R.I.P.)

[CloudUnionX]

"All your base are belong to us!"

[faze_O]

im thinking up a gud 1

[faze_O]

too many- I will add more later but my favorite of the moment is
life shouldn't be measured by the breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

Wow this is real deep...luvin this quote.

[IIO__oII]

"THERE IS NO I IN TEAM!"
o yea. :]

[sammi rules you]

"randy giles?! you named me randy giles?! why not just call me horny giles or desperate-for-a-shag giles!"

-- Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

i miss buffy..

[LilPiggi3]

don't hate me because i'm mean, hate me because i hate you <-- doesn't make sense, but yah =P

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

When they come
for us in uniform
To burn the tree house down
Tell my friends
I'd rather die
than ever run away
-Army of Freshmen

Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Cally: No thanks, I've already got a drink

(hahahaha that was my friend during lunch today)

[hybrid]

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! *covers face with big Goofy ears*

[ikayto]

"Where there is a will there is a way."

^^^^^^^ i ilke to joke with that one with my friends..because my name is WILson so i go.."where there is a wil" *points to self "there is a way."

[SarahxJoy]

"THERE IS NO I IN TEAM!"
o yea. :]

Hm..there may be no "I" in "TEAM", but there is indeed a "Me". Lol.

Anywho..

"Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice. But falling in love with you, was beyond my control."

"He gave her twelve roses, eleven real and one fake. He then told her he'd love her 'til the last rose dies."

"Guys are lyke a million stars. But only one can make your dreams come true."

There are a few for you. Lol. Sadly, I can't think of anymore at the moment.

[Sumiaki]

"Psst. You farted."

[mouse_3k]

"Theres a fine line between bravery and stupidity"

"once you say I Love You, it becomes tattooed into the heart"

"I will wait forever just so you can come into my arms once more"

[captured_serenit...]

"somtimes i wish i had a boyfriend, but if i had a boyfriend i wouldnt be lonely anymore."

[yeseulx3]

"... you want fries with that?"

dude, where's my car?
".... and THEN~?"

the breakfast club
"does barry manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[xnastyninjagrlx]

"It's better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all"


"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and ONly SON, that whomever shall believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16

[tallaznkate]

"THE FiRST THREE LETTERS iN ASSiSTANT SPELLS A.S.S. SO PLEASE GET OFF YOURS." << WiLL N GRACE.

SOME THiNG LiKE DAT =D

[s0pnayish]

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series

[sweet_maria23]

buffalos have wings?...uh, NO!

[jnukes]

"It's better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all"

that reminds me of a quote i saaw on my friend's shirt

"it's better love then die than to live and not love"

somethin like that =/

"everything happens for a reason"

[Doctor Soul]

"I say, play your own way. Don't play what the public wants. You play what you want and let the public pick up on what you're doing even if it does take them fifteen, twenty years."

Thelonious Monk

[DevilDeathDemon]

Mess with the best, Die like the rest

quote from the movie (Hackers)

[JustPeachy]

i'v got 2
"I like your crap!!!" <<Val

"Calcium b!tch" <<Will doing a lil improv with our summer play lol it had like 7 year olds in it... eh...had to be there

wait i have mor ugh i have to many!