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post Aug 21 2004, 11:43 AM
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Argh, don't you hate it after you take a big nice poopy, you get ready to wipe your butt, and realize that there's no toilet papers left? Or there's like 4 square boxes left. mad.gif
What do you do in this situation?
I make sure there is no one outside, open the door, and since the closet is right next to the bathroom, I quicking get up, making sure there's like no poopie hanging, get toilet paper, and sit back down. biggrin.gif

How about you? rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 11:59 AM
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ugh, i've had to do that too, if i dont remember to check

but ONEEE time
I got up and nice big drop of POOPY fell on the bathroom floor and i didn't notice it
then later on some one stepped in it and i blamed it on the dog laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:07 PM
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I do the same thing, but if it's like a public bathroom, I flush the toilet, make sure nothings hangin on my donkey, then pull my underwear up very carefully, make sure you can't see anything, then move to the next available stall.

But most of the time I check before going =)
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE(CJ1 @ Aug 21 2004, 1:07 PM)
I do the same thing, but if it's like a public bathroom, I flush the toilet, make sure nothings hangin on my donkey, then pull my underwear up very carefully, make sure you can't see anything, then move to the next available stall.

But most of the time I check before going =)

What if your undies get stained? ohmy.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Aug 21 2004, 12:10 PM)
What if your undies get stained? ohmy.gif

throw it out and get new ones. _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:37 PM
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at home, i yell for someone to get me some tp. i dont use public bathrooms.
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE(pawnshoppromises @ Aug 21 2004, 9:37 AM)
at home, i yell for someone to get me some tp. i dont use public bathrooms.

^what that person said happy.gif
 
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QUOTE(pawnshoppromises @ Aug 21 2004, 1:37 PM)
i dont use public bathrooms.

Aw, but what if you really^infinity have to go? cry.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 12:50 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Aug 21 2004, 9:47 AM)
Aw, but what if you really^infinity have to go?  cry.gif

I know this is very hard but.. ermm.gif check before going?
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 01:04 PM
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1. either yell for sister or mom to give me sum toliet paper
2. get my butt up and get sum myself.
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 05:30 PM
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never happened to me pplz since i have chinese parents and they pretty much bought a life time supply of toilet paper cause it was on sale and theres toilet paper right next to the cubboard <sp?>, but if it did, i guess id yell out to see if anyone is near and if no one answers i kinda squat and get some toilet paper in the next room
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 06:00 PM
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Heh.
I hate that. >_<
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 06:06 PM
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i hate it too...but i either yell for my sister or get myself some...i usually check and then go get some if needed...then i use the bathroom..but if i ever do forget i yell for my sister..
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Aug 21 2004, 8:59 AM)
ugh, i've had to do that too, if i dont remember to check

but ONEEE time
I got up and nice big drop of POOPY fell on the bathroom floor and i didn't notice it
then later on some one stepped in it and i blamed it on the dog laugh.gif

"wow" lol...............................haha hella discriptive rofl

Anyways i remember to check b4 i use the bathroom haha..and i havnt had that happened to me in a long time and if it does,im like 2 feet away from a toilet paper haha..a long time ago i mite have yelled for some too lol.... i dont use public bathrooms to take a dump..thats gross :]
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 06:51 PM
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Eh.. I just waddle my ass out and get my own TP.
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 08:19 PM
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dman thats annoying but this is just weird lol and kinda disgusting not everything u do about stfuf need sto be non by peeps
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Aug 21 2004, 1:10 PM)
What if your undies get stained? ohmy.gif

You wear em inside out tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 09:27 PM
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hilarious topic.. we have shatloads of tp
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(CJ1 @ Aug 21 2004, 8:28 PM)
You wear em inside out tongue.gif

Eeewww!!!!! That's disgusting! That doesn't really happen to me...Lol, I check before I go to the bathroom stalls, but then the majority of times, the bathroom has toilet paper, so yeaps.
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:08 PM
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laugh.gif . I find this very funny. But I never had that problem because we keep all the toilet paper in the bathroom. happy.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:56 PM
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lol OMG these message boards ROCK. i mean u can talk about anything. rotflmao. happy.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(Ladii_D @ Aug 21 2004, 10:08 PM)
laugh.gif . I find this very funny. But I never had that problem because we keep all the toilet paper in the bathroom. happy.gif

yehhh same here......
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE(Ladii_D @ Aug 21 2004, 8:08 PM)
laugh.gif . I find this very funny. But I never had that problem because we keep all the toilet paper in the bathroom. happy.gif

lol same here...why keep toilet paper somewhere else........; but rarely do we run out; i just hop into the tub and take a shower ahah ;p
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 11:04 PM
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i jus shout until someone comes and gives me paper, one time i didnt realize i was home alone and i just kept shouting and shouting so i think i almost fell asleep and then i just decided to take a shower while i was there , its funny how i had a billion towls in there and notone single toilet paper square... hehe poopie
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:57 AM
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sorta gross topic and im much amazed on the amount of feedback.lol.
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 02:32 AM
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I just open the closet that is somewhat near the toilet and use something to extend my reach like a towel or something and toss it in and pull it out real quick and a roll rolls out. Yea, the closet's like one of them towel closets and it's sorta on the otherside of the bathroom but the bathroom is small so it ain't a problem.
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 02:39 AM
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ive always wanted a towel closet. those are great for storage ive heard.
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 10:05 AM
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hee I dont have to worry about after poopie biggrin.gif because here in Philippines we have the 'tabo' biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 05:13 PM
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funny topic... i would juss yell for my mommy x]] tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2004, 12:14 AM
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umm...... i just grab it from da cabinet, cuz both mi bathrooms have cabinets full of toliet paper, so i'm safe...... but at mi old house...... i would need 2 get up N go grab sum from da storage closest dat was bout 10 ft from da bathroom..... but dat onli happened 2 mi once, N ever since mi moved 2 mi new house, NO MORE!!!!!!

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post Aug 26 2004, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Aug 21 2004, 8:59 AM)
I got up and nice big drop of POOPY fell on the bathroom floor and i didn't notice it
then later on some one stepped in it and i blamed it on the dog laugh.gif

That is so gross...

but HILARIOUS!!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 04:46 AM
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Lol, I just usually yell for my mom to get me some... or if she doesn't hear me... un... haha use kleenex? (Usually keep kleenex in the bathroom, so eh).

And eh, I don't use public bathrooms... urky... I just hold it in. (Haha, nearly an expert in that). pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 06:29 AM
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hahah i have done that be4 its kinda funny now that i think about it lol but you know what reallly sucks if you go poopie in a public bathroom and there are no more toilet paper omg that would suck happy.gif








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post Aug 26 2004, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE(Ladii_D @ Aug 21 2004, 10:08 PM)
laugh.gif . I find this very funny. But I never had that problem because we keep all the toilet paper in the bathroom. happy.gif

same here _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 11:25 PM
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U GUYS ARE SICK.. TALKIN ABOUT UR POOPIE! haha jk..
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post Aug 27 2004, 12:27 AM
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speaking of takin shits for all you flipz out there, some flip kid in school was tellin me about an automatic ass wiper in the phillipines that like shoots a jet of water out or somethin like that and cleans your ass for you...is it true? lol

is that what a tabo is vehvih?
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(XGhostReconX @ Aug 27 2004, 5:27 AM)
speaking of takin shits for all you flipz out there, some flip kid in school was tellin me about an automatic ass wiper in the phillipines that like shoots a jet of water out or somethin like that and cleans your ass for you...is it true? lol

is that what a tabo is vehvih?

Hmm no.. That is not a 'tabo', that is just some high tech device laugh.gif but we do have one like that in our house [I live in States, not in Philippines anymore]. We don't have 'tabo' anymore because we couldn't find one cry.gif. Anyway a 'tabo' is a plastic material. It looks like a bucket with a handle [no not a a big tea cup pinch.gif]. You pour water in it, then use it by pouring the water on your dirty ass, vagina, or penis. _smile.gif I miss my Philippine tabo cry.gif
 
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we always keep a spear underneight the sink. happy.gif

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post Aug 30 2004, 12:19 AM
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heh heh well my parents just leave some toilet paper inside the bathroom just in case for refills _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 12:51 AM
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Well, my bathrooms always tend to be decorated with a "seashell" type thing, just for those emergencies...

Nah, I just check now before I go. Can't say I always did the same in a public bathroom though, I hate running out of toilet paper in those spots pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 01:19 AM
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just wash your butthole in the shower. laugh.gif
 
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QUOTE(vehvih @ Aug 22 2004, 8:05 AM)
hee I dont have to worry about after poopie biggrin.gif because here in Philippines we have the 'tabo' biggrin.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHA laugh.gif laugh.gif
OMG. My mom uses one of those. HAHAHA!!!

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OK, yeah. I just yell at someone.

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QUOTE(tofumonzter @ Aug 30 2004, 1:19 AM)
just wash your butthole in the shower. laugh.gif

lmao laugh.gif ..ehem that's nasty ewww pinch.gif

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LMAO hahhaha a laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 05:47 PM
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this is a funny laugh.gif

when there is no more toilet paper and theres no more in da bathroom dat im in, i run to the other bathroom (we have 2 in mai house) and grab sum or if im too lazy yawn.gif , i use mai lil bro's baby wipes >_< ROFLMAO they are kinda wet but thats kinda good cuz i know i cleaned it good and then mai booty doesnt smell as bad and no i didnt say it would smell GOOD but just not that nasty

omb(uddha) when i was at vietnam visiting mai relatives, i used sumthing that kinda was just like a tabo!!!!!!!!!!! i was liek wheres da freakin tp? and they were like u see dat bucket? use it and i was like "huh??" but i got used to it after a while laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 05:58 PM
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haha this topic is hilarius!
to XGhostReconX, the water spray-thingie is called a bidet
 
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Aug 21 2004, 11:43 AM)
Argh, don't you hate it after you take a big nice poopy, you get ready to wipe your butt, and realize that there's no toilet papers left? Or there's like 4 square boxes left. mad.gif
What do you do in this situation?
I make sure there is no one outside, open the door, and since the closet is right next to the bathroom, I quicking get up, making sure there's like no poopie hanging, get toilet paper, and sit back down. biggrin.gif

How about you? rolleyes.gif

You know what? Seon Ho, this is what you're supposed to do. MAKE SURE you have like 4 rolls on top of your toilet thingy, u know, where the flusher is. OR have it under the sink. Sadly, I GUESS MAYBE ONLY WOMEN do that. rolleyes.gif That's never happened to me since I just get another roll that's on top of my toilet or under the sink.
 
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Aug 21 2004, 11:43 AM)
Argh, don't you hate it after you take a big nice poopy, you get ready to wipe your butt, and realize that there's no toilet papers left? Or there's like 4 square boxes left. mad.gif
What do you do in this situation?
I make sure there is no one outside, open the door, and since the closet is right next to the bathroom, I quicking get up, making sure there's like no poopie hanging, get toilet paper, and sit back down. biggrin.gif

How about you? rolleyes.gif

rofl... yeh if im at home theres diz towel hangin up on the rakk so i use that then put it in the hamper or wash it and iff im in public i do wat dat other person sed where they flush it pull up their pants reel kwik and go to the other stall and yeh...
 
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Aug 21 2004, 11:59 AM)
ugh, i've had to do that too, if i dont remember to check

but ONEEE time
I got up and nice big drop of POOPY fell on the bathroom floor and i didn't notice it
then later on some one stepped in it and i blamed it on the dog laugh.gif

laugh.gif haha thats so funny
 
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OMG i do it all the time.. but what hapens is we have toilet paper in teh cablit in my bathroom, but sum times there is noone n there, so i have to do down 2 fligths of stairs to get toilet paper in teh storage room in my house.. And its a loig walk cuase myhouse is eportty big.. or i just yell until sum ine heard me(like ym sidter usually) and tell ehr to go get me toilet paper.. LoL
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:34 PM
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When I take a poopie...I make sure there is some paper there cus I dont wanna get caught with doodey stuck in my butt...yikes...
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:51 PM
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Tip #1: I always check for toiletpaper before I go poopie.
Tip #2: This isn't another tip. I just wanted to put a tip #2.
 

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