Favorite Newest Quotes Options

[Heathasm]

Mine is when chris rock was on Oprah
"You think Michael Jackson looks scary now? Just wait 4 months after he's been in jail and his fro grows out and the crayola people haven't been doin' his makeup"
i thought that was hilarious, it's not word for word, just what i remember of it
What's yours?

[magnificentmike]

haha thats hilarious! i dont really have a favorite quote though..

[LilPiggi3]

LMAO <-- my first time using that...lol, that was a funny quote. Don't hve any funny quotes right now.

[aznriceboi]

lol, i haven't laughed for awhile. thanks

[angel-roh]

hmmm i thought the quotes topics are belong to the writing section in interest forum O_O;;

[JlIaTMK]

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

hehe.... i love my baby stewie

[penguin]

I don't have any funny quotes, but I have some favorite ones. :D

"Violence is always the answer" and "Learn not to give a fcuk. It applies to everything."

-penguin

[MusicalAngel]

This quote isn't funny. But it was written by someone here in CB and i've kept it after i read it because i think its that good...

Love is so simple yet so complicated. its a feeling yet so much more than that. its not just an emotion but something you can feel inside of you. true love is selfless and forever giving. true love is forever. it makes you want to do things you never thought possible. love makes you crazy. it makes you become truly alive. its that feeling so difficult to obtain in life that so many people yearn for. its something truly amazing. it makes people better i think. crazy like i said, but so much better. its knowing that you love someone and they love you back that makes people wake up every day with smiles on their faces. its what makes people continuously give without ever thinking about themselves. love is what this world needs right now. true love is our saviour. if love ends or fails, its not true. its not love, but strong like. true love is hard to find, but it is possible i can guarantee it.~ It's by stephinika

[nyctophiliac]

haha that's funny! sorry but i don't have any good quotes lol

[pbear]

"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel."

I forget where I found it, but being the cheesy romantic I am, I liked it and saved it.

[sophie_007]

hehe.... i love my baby stewie

hey isnt that from family guy?? lol i herd that from stewie too.
i dun have ne gud quotes

[NatoBoy]

i dont have any, but my frend knows alot =]

[inquisitive_]

Chris Rock is a really funny man. That was funny.
I don't have any funny quotes but I have one that I've seen here on CB. I forgot in whose signature I saw it in though. Sorry.

"Life is like photography; you use the negatives to develop."

[*stephinika*]

hehe.... i love my baby stewie

ah yes i love him too. umm i have quotes i like but most are more serious...here's some for people to enjoy though.

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." - Chili Davis

[*lolita kitty*]

lmao
that first one was funny

[heyyfrankie]

i don't know any funny quotes. all of the ones i know are boring!

[*tweeak*]

eh, i have none

[sheepy]

This quote isn't funny. But it was written by someone here in CB and i've kept it after i read it because i think its that good...

Love is so simple yet so complicated. its a feeling yet so much more than that. its not just an emotion but something you can feel inside of you. true love is selfless and forever giving. true love is forever. it makes you want to do things you never thought possible. love makes you crazy. it makes you become truly alive. its that feeling so difficult to obtain in life that so many people yearn for. its something truly amazing. it makes people better i think. crazy like i said, but so much better. its knowing that you love someone and they love you back that makes people wake up every day with smiles on their faces. its what makes people continuously give without ever thinking about themselves. love is what this world needs right now. true love is our saviour. if love ends or fails, its not true. its not love, but strong like. true love is hard to find, but it is possible i can guarantee it.~ It's by stephinika

i dunt really have one, but i realy like this one :]]

[SasukeNaru]

haha my favorite funny one:

"I get to go to lots of overseas places... like canada." - Britney Spears

[Falon]

"Why should we take advice on s3x from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't..."

"I once dated a guy so dumb he couldn't count to twenty-one unless he was naked."

"Love: One game never postponed on acount of rain or darkness."

[madRooney]

"Penalty kick. There are two possibilities. It goes in or doesn't go in"

[*krnxswat*]

"When I was little, my parents moved alot; but I always found them."

[hi-C]

This isn't really a new quote, cuz the person who said it is dead but whatever. It's funny.

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -- WC Fields

[*krnxswat*]

[Suesterrx]

this isnt a rly more like a quote. its actually a nice little convo

Little Girl: Daddy is god black or white?
Daddy: Hes both my daughter
Little Girl: Then daddy? is god a girl or boy?
Daddy: Hes both.
Little Girl: Then daddy? is god michael jackson?

haha i thot that was mad funny

[BeyondElite]

Liparin mo ang hangganan ng langit, sa ulap ng pag-asa ay iyong makakamit. Ang tagumpay ng bunga ng iyong pagpupunyagi, pangarap ng inang Bayan tinatangi

Para sa'yo bayani, alay sa'yo. Pangakong tularan and isang tulad mo. Bagong buhay, tunay na pagpugay. Sa-yo bayani, para sa'yo.

Don't understand Tagalog? Click here.

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

well ima list the top 5 or 10 i like... w/e haha and i use ...

"Suck me beautiful"

"well hello lips tits and ass!"

um..that one quote i got on the very bottom of my siggy

"get good newb"

"I'de hit that"

"...hammer you like a nail"

[*krnxswat*]

well ima list the top 5 or 10 i like... w/e haha and i use ...

"Suck me beautiful"

"well hello lips tits and ass!"

um..that one quote i got on the very bottom of my siggy

"get good newb"

"I'de hit that"

"...hammer you like a nail"

All those are stupid. You should never use them again; it just makes you look like an idiot.

[khanhibus]

LOL. That's not from Oprah, it's from his newest HBO special, "Never Scared." One of my other favorite Chris Rock quotes are "When I'm staring at my daughter, and I'm kissing her, and I'm hugging her, I realize that my only job in life is to keep her off the pole." (he is referring to exotic dancing poles)

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

All those are stupid. You should never use them again; it just makes you look like an idiot.

see sean ho...if i can say those idiotic things and not be slapped, nm..u shouldnt even talk...

i see ur just tryin to piss me off,just cuz ur not a mod doesnt mean u can be a jackass, if ur so cool... why do u enjoy pesterin people on a forum, or why have u yet to receive a kiss....huh? dont even reply,ur just a punk ass bitch,or is it bitch ass punk?

[jambaJUICE]

see sean ho...if i can say those idiotic things and not be slapped, nm..u shouldnt even talk...

i see ur just tryin to piss me off,just cuz ur not a mod doesnt mean u can be a jackass, if ur so cool... why do u enjoy pesterin people on a forum, or why have u yet to receive a kiss....huh? dont even reply,ur just a punk ass bitch,or is it bitch ass punk?

Lol. *gets a kitty and has it "kiss" sean ho.*

[x_em_o]

"I once dated a guy so dumb he couldn't count to twenty-one unless he was naked."

i dont get that

[*RiC3xBoy*]

"assume the position....."

[WhiteLotus*]

Although my heart may be weak it grows. It's grown with each new experience, and its found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart just as they've become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then...if they don't forget me...then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power

Sora from Kingdom Hearts said that. It has stuck with me ever since.

This post has been edited by WhiteLotus*: Oct 23 2004, 02:17 PM

[Heathasm]

LOL. That's not from Oprah, it's from his newest HBO special, "Never Scared." One of my other favorite Chris Rock quotes are "When I'm staring at my daughter, and I'm kissing her, and I'm hugging her, I realize that my only job in life is to keep her off the pole." (he is referring to exotic dancing poles)

whoa lol, he said it on oprah too, then

[mzweirdo]

Never  expect anything to last..so enjoy it while you can..

Fogot where I got it from but it's awesoem..

Nothing last forever..

^ yea i believe that qoute but yea..haha

[Kaisee]

"God is watching me go number 2? Oh man, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert."

Chris from Family Guy.

Sorry if that quote offends anyone.

[Just_Dream]

"It's not with every breath you take, but how many moments take your breath away."

Hhaha heard that quite a while ago. It was relaly sweet. I love that quote =)

And to WhiteLotus*, that's a really nice quote =) Somehow i feel the urge to use it in a banner.. =X Wow Sora says that? It's soo sweet =D

[Kit]

I only have one that i can think of.
" You only took everything away because you knew I didn't want it, you knew I needed it."

I kno its not funni, lol but i lyk it. i thought of it after i transfered skools, when i had to move away from all mai fwens.

[Saeglopur]

Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.

[*tweeak*]

:and a special recognition to all our pimps and hos"

[xox Qt LuVZ xox]

Love isn't about finding that perfect person, it's about seeing an imperfect person, perfectly.

In the end, everything'll be okay. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

[knarf_knarf_knar...]

I dont really have one but i like that michael jackson one it made me giggle

[happygoluckyng]

I made this one up...okay here it is

"...Only a real man can call himself Pretty" ........lol....by Navdeep

[Dabme]

Sometimes the only reasonable way to solve a problem is to be unreasonable...love

[kcinshin]

The best and most beautiful things in the
world cannot be seen, nor touched . . . but
are felt in the heart.
-- Helen Keller

Yeah the quote from my sig.

[__PASS10NAT3]

Love is when you don't want to sleep at night becuase reality is so much better than a dream...

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

she doesn't notice all the boys
who notice her because she is
too busy noticing him. . .<3

[heyyfrankie]

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[iheartsimba]

In my pf...

"I now compare all guys
to you and you know what?
they never measure up..<l3
not even close.and the sad
thing is that some of them
are probably "better" than you
..but i just can't see it"

[MrElsewhere]

"Go...away...fat...man..."

-stewie, family guy

[*suddenly she*]

most things by groucho marx or dr seuss are pretty good.

[soulless727]

purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)

[brand0n]

shabamm

[glit_gal]

I only have one that i can think of.
" You only took everything away because you knew I didn't want it, you knew I needed it."

I kno its not funni, lol but i lyk it. i thought of it after i transfered skools, when i had to move away from all mai fwens. 

wow thanks for the quote. I can relate to that quote too because i moved recently and it's been so difficult adjusting to a new environment during my junior year of highschool.

[dancingkait]

i have a couple.
"cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded" -bring it on
"two rules to live by : 1. don't sweat the small stuff
2. it's all small stuff"

[iheartsimba]

"cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded" -bring it on

I hate that quote..so untrue and stereotypical