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 Aug 19 2004, 12:59 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, all dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..." |
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Aug 19 2004, 01:07 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Hahahhaah hm, good one
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Aug 19 2004, 02:00 AM
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lmao nice 1
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Aug 19 2004, 02:32 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
lol 5/10
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Aug 19 2004, 03:17 AM
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 eww boys have Co0tiES :P Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,575 |
lmfao!!
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Aug 19 2004, 09:13 AM
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L0L
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Aug 19 2004, 12:03 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
HAHAHAHHAH that is a GOOD one..I thought it ended on the boy/dad convo..it was funi already..lol
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Aug 19 2004, 01:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao good one!
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Aug 19 2004, 03:40 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lol, pretty weird...
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Aug 19 2004, 03:47 PM
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 Chinki Pinoy Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,360 |
Oh help i dont want to grow anymore
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Aug 19 2004, 07:10 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LOL
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Aug 19 2004, 10:17 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
ick. that's gross.
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Aug 19 2004, 10:18 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
Ahahaha! LMFAO
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Aug 20 2004, 12:35 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lmao thats a good one
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