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 Aug 18 2004, 02:52 PM
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ok, i get these jokes off my cell phone (i get somethin like a joke for the day) from comedy central so ill just post some..
whats the definition of a beuty parlor? a place where people curl up and dye what do japenese men do when they have erections? vote whats long and hard that a greek bride gets on her wedding night? a new last name what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls? sparky why could the pony not talk? because he was a little hoarse |
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Aug 18 2004, 03:00 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
....*crickets chirping in the background*
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Aug 18 2004, 09:28 PM
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lol, ya i know they weren't that funny..o well worth a try
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Aug 18 2004, 09:31 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
 They're cute!
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Aug 18 2004, 11:22 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol those jokes r cute
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Aug 18 2004, 11:47 PM
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LMFAO!!!! SPARKY!!!!! LOL GOOD ONE!!!!!!
n i dun get the what do japenese men do when they have erections? vote someone explain plz |
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Aug 19 2004, 12:31 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
well i dont mean to be offensive (because im asian too) but some asians dont speak english that well so.. erections=elections
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Aug 19 2004, 01:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
ooh now i get the election thing... ehh thats not realli funni
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Aug 19 2004, 03:43 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 19 2004, 1:35 PM) ooh now i get the election thing... ehh thats not realli funni yea, not really... |
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Aug 19 2004, 10:12 PM
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good try though
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