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glitter, sorrie this is dirty!!!!
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:47 PM
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sorry this is kinda rate-18!!!

A father had a beautiful daughter, but he never could trust any guy that came close to her. So when he decided that it was time for his daughter to get married he set up a test: If any man can stay with his daughter in a room alone together for one night and not be tempted by her beauty, than he will get to marry her. The day before the test, the father put glitter on his daughter's *ahem*

When the first guy came in he was aroused by the daughter's beauty and couldn't take it so he had sex with her.

The second guy came in and he sat for a while before he was aroused by the daughter's beauty. He also couldn't take it so he had sex with her.

The third guy came in and was also struck by her beauty so he had sex with her.

The next day the father told each guy to pull down their pants to see if they passed the test. The first guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d***, the second guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d*** and the third guy pulled down his pants..there was NO glitter on his d***. The father happily said "You can marry my daughter!" The guy smilied happily and there was glitter all over his mouth.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:58 PM
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lmao. that nasty and yet funny.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:02 PM
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eww thats nasty x]
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:08 PM
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its nasty but freakin funny ! hahahhaha
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:28 PM
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ewww hahaha
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:31 PM
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no offense.s.but that father is kinda sick. he just let them do it with his daughter? ick...i mean he doesn't trust anyone then leaves them alone with the daughter..and ALLOWS them to do stuff. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 12:16 AM
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ewww but funnie but like didnt his dad c da guys mouth?
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 01:40 AM
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u guys need 2 stop taking dis so seriously.
anyway, i heard dis joke b4, but its still funny! happy.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 01:45 AM
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lol thas so dirty n funnie haha laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:11 AM
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Hahahah, proves that anything can happen in a joke! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:22 AM
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hahaha! datz funnY! laugh.gif but i wudnt let my dad put stuff on my *ahem* haha
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:26 AM
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Lmfao. Somewhat inappropriate, but funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:31 AM
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yea kidna sick but its funni
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:28 PM
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ewww lmao thats gross and funny
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:54 PM
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lol but dint the guys haf time to brush off the glitter or sumfin? i dunno... the guy wit glitter in his mouth is stupid he shud've spit it bak out lmfao

n cant' the girl jus tell the father if the guys did it or not with her?
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:24 AM
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Whoa! dat wuz gross...
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 04:01 AM
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i've heard this joke before but with a razor. -_-
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 05:21 AM
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man i thought they were all gonna have glitter on their cocks and the father was gonna butcher them off lol
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:37 AM
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this is all i can say : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:41 PM
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Yea...Heard this before. But in a different version.
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:34 AM
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haha funny
funny
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 09:56 AM
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tongue.gif haha, gross but funny
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 10:45 AM
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haha i knew it had something to do with the mouth laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 10:54 AM
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lmao.. that's funny

but that chick must be a total slut! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:28 PM
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ewwww... like cant the daughter tell her father that he didnt pass the test ??
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:34 PM
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Oh damn.... biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:45 PM
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hah eww nastily funny
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:49 PM
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Thats really funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 05:30 PM
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oh man thats just nasty but yea, pretty funny ^.^
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 18 2004, 12:26 AM)
Lmfao. Somewhat inappropriate, but funny.  laugh.gif

Agreed. Kinda funny but in the most part . . . sick.
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 03:16 PM
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uuuuh. hahhahahaa.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 21 2004, 5:21 AM)
man i thought they were all gonna have glitter on their cocks and the father was gonna butcher them off lol

hah what i thought too..
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:52 PM
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wait. was it cus the last guy Sucked on a guys *ahem* or cuz he ate her up?
 
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um.. i get it, i just don't find it funny mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 04:34 PM
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-_-" god... lols pretty dirtayy
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 05:58 PM
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hahaha funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 06:29 PM
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Okay! blink.gif that was weird! not really funny. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 08:16 PM
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lmao....GROSSSS!!!! haha.
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 07:38 PM
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LOL this is sick..but hilarious =)
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:40 PM
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lol that was funny..and it wasnt really gross to me *shrugs*
 
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