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 Aug 17 2004, 10:52 AM
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman. "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff. "Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..." |
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Aug 17 2004, 10:56 AM
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You guys are dumb.  Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Eh its okay. 2/3
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Aug 17 2004, 01:48 PM
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LMAO!!!! thats kinda like the hotel bill one posted earlier
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Aug 17 2004, 02:00 PM
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thats funny
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Aug 17 2004, 05:12 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
uh...
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Aug 17 2004, 05:21 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
its kinda funny hahahhaa
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Aug 17 2004, 08:34 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
yeah. that does remind me of the hotel one.
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Aug 19 2004, 10:03 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Eh...it wuz aiight...
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Aug 20 2004, 12:52 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats and ok joke
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Aug 20 2004, 10:22 AM
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 wishin upon a star Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,000 |
i guess it was okay...but didnt laugh
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