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fobbish accent#2...
jnukes
post Aug 16 2004, 11:07 PM
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i don't know if anyone's heard it but my ninang [sp?] (god-mother in tagalog) told it to me when i was like 6 yrs old.. and i just remembered it..

Use "Paul" four times in a sentence

















fob accent----

Paul .. be carepaul .... you might paul in da swimming paul .

english accent----

Paul be careful .... you might fall in the swimming pool



once again... gahh you just gotta know tha accent! biggrin.gif
 
MeanBastard
post Aug 16 2004, 11:11 PM
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That wasn't even funny.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 12:51 AM
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oh, th5418 u do piss us off. (i'm talking about yur lil quote)

that was a cute joke happy.gif
 
yeseulx3
post Aug 17 2004, 10:16 AM
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cute ^ ^
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:32 AM
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NOT funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:35 AM
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Well.. it would have been better without the first Paul.. ermm.gif

Cute though. My family definately talks like that mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:50 PM
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no not funni.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:59 PM
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its ok
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:39 PM
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oh..i don't get it. good effort though _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:59 PM
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not funny
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 12:11 AM
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lol theres so many jokes like that
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 03:30 PM
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Bah, it's ok.
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Aug 19 2004, 12:11 AM)
lol theres so many jokes like that

I know.. they are all so old... here's some...

Use defense, defeat, and detail in a sentence.
- Da dog jumped ober defense, pirst came defeat, den came detail.
- The dog jumped over the fence, first came the feet, then came the tail.

Use 'Hostess' in a sentence.
- whenever I answer the phone, i say 'hostess?"
- whenver I answer the phone, I say "who's this?"

yeh.. those are not funny but some I remmeber... wink.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 11:41 PM
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Errrr...the joke wasn't that hilarious... =\
 

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