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 Aug 15 2004, 09:11 AM
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3 white guys named,J0b,jac0b and j0seph got lost in a forest in africa. They were looking for a way out when they got caught by the king of that forest. The king said he was going to kill them but the 3 guys begged for their lives,so the king said he'll let them live if they find him 10 fruits each...so they were happy and left looking for fruits for the king...
J0b came with 10 bananas and the king said he should stuff all the bananas into his ass  ...but his ass could only take 5 and got killed by the kingJac0b came with 10 strawberries and the king said he should stuff all the strawberries into his ass,he stuffed 9,he was about to stuff the 10th one,he burst into laughter  and got killed by the king....J0b and Jac0b found themselves in heaven,so j0b asked "u were about to get away alive,y did u mess things up by laughing"??  Jac0b said "i saw j0seph coming with pineapples" ok it wasnt funny but it was worth a try...my first joke,ok thanks |
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Aug 15 2004, 11:16 AM
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 Ne0 Is The One  Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
this joke has already been posted.
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Aug 15 2004, 02:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yeh already posted but sitll funni oh well
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Aug 15 2004, 09:48 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
man pplz keep posting different versions of this joke
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Aug 15 2004, 10:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
There are too many versions of that jokes.
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Aug 16 2004, 04:41 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
yeah..i read the other version of this joke somewhere before. good effort though!
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Aug 16 2004, 04:48 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahah
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Aug 16 2004, 09:30 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
hahahhaha, i heard this one too, but the last guy was with durians. rofl!
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