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lmfao damned lawyers
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:06 AM
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He
told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to
bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to
your house, it is so kind of you."

The laywer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:16 AM
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omg man thats soooo dirty
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:20 AM
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What the fack.
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Lol, sue the laywer. shifty.gif





Lmfao biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:34 AM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Aug 15 2004, 2:16 AM)
omg man thats soooo dirty

so dirty? ehhh thers no sexuality or profanity in it...
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:55 AM
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That guy is gonna get sick for sure, who knows whats in the grass.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(01-supergirl @ Aug 15 2004, 2:55 AM)
That guy is gonna get sick for sure, who knows whats in the grass.

eh thats not really the point of the joke but... oh well
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:16 PM
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why that supidufjcuipw23y9rq-7uojvd LAWYER!
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:42 AM
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haha funny..actually i woulda done tha same tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:48 AM
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OMG how mean. Funny but mean. laugh.gif _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:12 AM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 16 2004, 1:42 AM)
haha funny..actually i woulda done tha same tongue.gif

ehh i dunno, mah dad mows the lawn.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:31 AM
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lol...that's funny. i think i heard a different version of that...or maybe it was that one. i don't know really. hehe. it was funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 10:29 AM
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lmao how mean...
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 10:32 AM
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haha, that's mean.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:51 PM
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That wuz funny, but still mean
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:03 PM
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haha, unexpected.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 16 2004, 4:31 AM)
lol...that's funny. i think i heard a different version of that...or maybe it was that one. i don't know really. hehe. it was funny laugh.gif

lol do u think u cud post it here? always fun to haf a variation happy.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:56 PM
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lol. took me a second time to read it before I actually got it. Not bad. 7/10
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 07:22 PM
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Excellent. New and laughable.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 07:35 PM
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thats new. haha. but it was mean...
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 08:27 PM
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lmao yeah that was mean but hella funny
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 08:28 PM
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Haha I see.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 12:08 AM
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OH NO! ohmy.gif THAT EVIL LAWYER! mad.gif
*socks him in the nose*
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:02 PM
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there a lot of lawyer-dissing jokes yah
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:03 PM
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thats a mest up lawyer
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:05 PM
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lol lawyer with no empathy laugh.gif
 
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laugh.gif Lol. That is so wrong.
 
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