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 Aug 14 2004, 12:14 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ  Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655  |
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. |
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Aug 14 2004, 12:28 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
ehh kidna weird but i still get it.. lol its ok
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Aug 14 2004, 12:30 AM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
that's pretty stupid but i get it.
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Aug 14 2004, 12:50 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg dat took me a minute 2 get, but lol dat was funny
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Aug 14 2004, 01:26 AM
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 memories echo the silence Group: Member Posts: 171 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,624 |
meh..sorta stupid...i sorta kinda got it.
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Aug 14 2004, 01:29 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
whoah that was funny ! got it the first time
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Aug 14 2004, 12:27 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Took me a minute but I get it. It kind of confusing the first time. It funny thought.
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Aug 14 2004, 06:06 PM
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hahahi get it
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Aug 14 2004, 06:11 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
lmao, that's mean :P
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Aug 15 2004, 04:20 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
haha that's SO mean! haha
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Aug 15 2004, 08:49 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem* that wasnt very nice..heehee
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Aug 15 2004, 09:40 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats sooo wrong
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Aug 16 2004, 04:43 AM
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ick. i don't get it..
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Aug 16 2004, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 16 2004, 4:43 AM) ick. i don't get it.. It's basically saying that both doctors knew rednecks can't count. So when the redneck was holding the beer can, he had to use fingers to count...so he had to put the beer can between his crotch. When the bomb goes off....he doesn't have his precious organ anymore 
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Aug 16 2004, 11:59 AM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
....oh!!! hahahahahaha!!! i get it!!!
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Aug 16 2004, 12:50 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Hoy crap. THe pain...
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Aug 16 2004, 01:19 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
wow... it must... eww sting!
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Aug 16 2004, 01:55 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ewww, i feel sorry 4 him now...
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Aug 16 2004, 03:22 PM
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i dont get it that much
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Aug 16 2004, 04:00 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
Oh I get it . . . lol
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Aug 17 2004, 07:53 PM
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 eww boys have Co0tiES :P Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,575 |
oww funnie tho!
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