FART, WHAT WOULD U PREFER IN PUBLIC? |
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 Feb 22 2004, 12:34 AM
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 HAHAHAHHAHAAMUH XANGA xxx  mehh*
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| *krnxswat* |
Feb 22 2004, 12:36 AM
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Where's the SBD fart?
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Feb 22 2004, 12:45 AM
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whats the SBD fart?
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| *lookitskim* |
Feb 22 2004, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(Jordan Inc. @ Feb 21 2004, 9:45 PM) whats the SBD fart? hahaha SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!! OMG...
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Feb 22 2004, 01:43 AM
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I Ponder. What is _____ doing at the moment?? Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 453 |
lolz. silent but deadly is VERY convenient. but usually. when it's LOUDD i just fart away and no one knows as i walk past the crowdd~ ;]
*cough* YES I'M A TRUEEEE LADY *COUGH* |
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Feb 22 2004, 01:45 AM
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SBD... i thought dat was Strong bad uh.. suffin...
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Feb 22 2004, 01:52 AM
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weird
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Feb 22 2004, 02:10 AM
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 Perfectly Flawed Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
I voted squeeky fart, its hillarious when you just randomly do it infront of your friends, then you all just bust out laughing because it sounded like it said something.
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Feb 22 2004, 10:00 AM
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yuk!! hahaha
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Feb 22 2004, 01:11 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ohh this si hard i perfer the fast one. i dont xcare about the smell as long as they dont know it was me. its embarrasing
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Feb 22 2004, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(CloudUnionX @ Feb 22 2004, 2:10 AM) I voted squeeky fart, its hillarious when you just randomly do it infront of your friends, then you all just bust out laughing because it sounded like it said something. lmao! that made me laugh 
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Feb 22 2004, 06:31 PM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
yes usually the silent ones are the deadliest...lOl! when my dog farts i never hear it but i the smell is unbearable...i dont even wanna breathe
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Feb 22 2004, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(CloudUnionX @ Feb 22 2004, 2:10 AM) I voted squeeky fart, its hillarious when you just randomly do it infront of your friends, then you all just bust out laughing because it sounded like it said something. LOL some of my friend try to make their farts say something...  its kinda wierd...  lol
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Feb 22 2004, 08:44 PM
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Haha, I did quickly.. well I have to tell you a story.. and THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
I was in this youth group and everyone was quiet and the lights were out and we had a candle in the middle. And I really had to fart. And I held it for a few minutes and I had to go to the bathroom so when I lifted my leg, my fart just invited itself to go out so then it was all quiet and the fart was hearable (if there's such word) and everyone started laughing and I thought no one noticed it was me but they did know it was me because of the leg part. That was so embarassing.
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Feb 22 2004, 10:01 PM
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weird topic
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Feb 22 2004, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Feb 22 2004, 8:44 PM) Haha, I did quickly.. well I have to tell you a story.. and THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I was in this youth group and everyone was quiet and the lights were out and we had a candle in the middle. And I really had to fart. And I held it for a few minutes and I had to go to the bathroom so when I lifted my leg, my fart just invited itself to go out so then it was all quiet and the fart was hearable (if there's such word) and everyone started laughing and I thought no one noticed it was me but they did know it was me because of the leg part. That was so embarassing. Haha, well good thing the candle was in the middle 
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Feb 22 2004, 10:23 PM
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LOL!! you`ve made my day...
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Feb 22 2004, 10:28 PM
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When my sister and I were both little, I used to be like "look over there!" and point to that place, but when she turns around realized there wasn't anything to look, she'd find my butt in front of her face and I'd fart.
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Feb 22 2004, 11:55 PM
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jennica... you're so... strange... and i think that you're... a bit.... off.....
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Feb 23 2004, 06:00 PM
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LOL!!!!!!! I'd rather do none of the above! But if I have to, might as well get it over with
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Feb 23 2004, 06:23 PM
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ooo you forgot the wet fart
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| *krnxswat* |
Feb 23 2004, 10:04 PM
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How about sharting?
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Feb 23 2004, 10:05 PM
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Feb 23 2004, 11:01 PM
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sharting is gross.
farting in general is gross. u know us girls, we dont fart. oh nooo. brb i forgot to get the lysol |
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Feb 24 2004, 12:40 AM
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hmm.. i would chose the SILENT FART (oo... i see NONE OF THAT HERE!!!
 ) hahaha wen i was in the car with my best frend and we were all gossiping, like (we were in the trunk cause no room for us...) "omg hes so %*&^*!!" "no, he's so nice~" etc, the car stopped abruptly because there was some dork car that almost hit up. me and my best frend rolled in the trunk really swiflty, and i acidently farted really loud, but it made this like... short BEEP sound that went "BOOM" and i felt so embarassed... omg... but luckily no one said anything that it until i got to school... hahaha she told my best frends and we were laughing for like HOURS hehe... |
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Feb 24 2004, 01:41 AM
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 i'll treat you like milk.. i'll do nothing but spoil you Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 577 |
hahaha.. SBD.. wet fart.. hahah funny
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Mar 14 2004, 07:31 AM
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it's funny when u have silent fart...it smells reallie bad...
and if u fart like a big explosion one...it doesnt smell... but if it is a bubble fart...omq smells like a disgusting elephant crap!! HAHAHA
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Mar 14 2004, 08:09 AM
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QUOTE(CloudUnionX @ Feb 22 2004, 2:10 AM) I voted squeeky fart, its hillarious when you just randomly do it infront of your friends, then you all just bust out laughing because it sounded like it said something. HAHAHAHAHA... that's what my guyfriends love to do infront of me [=
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Mar 14 2004, 12:27 PM
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SBD ALL THE WAY!
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Mar 14 2004, 12:28 PM
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SBD! Because it's like a ninja.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi 
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Mar 14 2004, 12:30 PM
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Ew!! Nooo... please noo farts... eww eww... .
*gags* |
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Mar 14 2004, 12:53 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
the quiet and smelly ones are the best, because in a group of people, no one knos its u. if it were vice versa, loud and non smelly, u have a problem.
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Mar 14 2004, 03:09 PM
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Man, I prefer NON. I don't want to smell peoples FART! thats stinky! LOL
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Mar 14 2004, 05:16 PM
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 Feh... I want ramen!! Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203 |
QUOTE(anqel_r0h @ Mar 14 2004, 7:31 AM) it's funny when u have silent fart...it smells reallie bad... and if u fart like a big explosion one...it doesnt smell... but if it is a bubble fart...omq smells like a disgusting elephant crap!! HAHAHA lol bubble farts!!! good thing they only happen if you sit down |
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Mar 15 2004, 09:54 PM
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Once...it was during "Moment of Silence", my class was so quiet doing the minute thing. I had to fart really bad, I was moving from side to side so my butt wouldn't leak. I moved to the left...and my butt leaked...and it went all out. It was a large explosion...and it smelled really bad.
PS. Never eat bean soup... |
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Apr 5 2004, 03:15 PM
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quick does its work quickly and u havea chance that someone didnt hear it or maybe think ur shoe squeeked while u were walking
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Apr 5 2004, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 23 2004, 10:04 PM) How about sharting? AHAHAHAHHAHA sharting....
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Apr 5 2004, 04:31 PM
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omigosh...this is funny, no farts is good! haha
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Apr 6 2004, 10:18 PM
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I'd pick a Silent Fart. My friends say that Silent Farts are the most stinkyiest though...
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Apr 6 2004, 10:22 PM
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quick fart
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Nov 18 2005, 07:50 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
This topic =
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Nov 19 2005, 04:13 AM
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it doesnt matter to me.. fart is fart.. is not a crime.
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Nov 19 2005, 01:31 PM
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QUOTE(heyisti @ Nov 19 2005, 3:13 AM) it doesnt matter to me.. fart is fart.. is not a crime. nice call. i think its funny when people at my school fart and theyre all over it. theyre like "THAT WAS MINE!".
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Nov 19 2005, 02:20 PM
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Silent fart.
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Nov 19 2005, 11:41 PM
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how about a "no fart"? that would be nice (especially in public)
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Nov 20 2005, 01:16 AM
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 i lost weight with Mulder! Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,070 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,019 |
silent but deadly.
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Nov 23 2005, 11:09 AM
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Umm.. a quick one =X
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Nov 23 2005, 03:19 PM
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I prefer silent farts lol.
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Nov 23 2005, 04:28 PM
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quick fart...hahah.
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Nov 23 2005, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Mar 14 2004, 12:28 PM) SBD! Because it's like a ninja. Woooot! I concur |
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Nov 23 2005, 09:19 PM
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 i am mean. fear me. Group: Member Posts: 178 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,587 |
who wants an everlasting fart in PUBLIC?
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Nov 26 2005, 10:05 PM
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hi,i'm HUONG.=] Group: Member Posts: 237 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,739 |
i chose quick.lol.
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Nov 27 2005, 03:28 PM
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um....none of the above?
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Nov 27 2005, 04:43 PM
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quick or silent...depends haha.
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Nov 27 2005, 07:42 PM
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silent ones are hilarious, first seeing everyones expressions as they first get a wiff is priceless. then you can act like you never did it by acting disgusted.you can be like "OMG what s that!?" even though you did it.
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Nov 27 2005, 07:48 PM
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HAHAH this made me laugh...^ i just learned that silent farts were deadly yesterday..lol..i never noticed..but lol...ive been sick for the past few days..so ive been farting nonstop haha...
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Feb 4 2006, 10:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
Everlasting... The bigger, louder, and smellier the better.
Nah. Just a quick one. ^Wow. I'm surprised you haven't died of gas by now. |
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Feb 4 2006, 10:40 PM
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I'd pick SBD. I know its not on the poll but its the one I prefer lol. You can totally do it and not say a word. Then when someone makes a face you can pretend like you just noticed it lol. Honestly if I have to fart though I just hold it in lol. Yes, they can be held in!
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Feb 4 2006, 11:50 PM
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Yeah, what 'errbody else said, the infamous "Silent But Deadly" one.
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Feb 4 2006, 11:54 PM
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SBD'S! w00t
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Feb 5 2006, 09:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
What about nuclear bomb? That's cool too.
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Feb 5 2006, 10:34 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wheres the "organs splashing out of your ass" fart?
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Feb 6 2006, 06:16 PM
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SBD's are the best..
i prefer those the best. lol i usually do the silent, and unnoticed |
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Feb 7 2006, 03:39 PM
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Everlasting. They sound funny. Just not by me though.
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Feb 8 2006, 03:11 PM
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SBD......oh w0w
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Feb 8 2006, 04:32 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
well, outta your choices...i would pick quick fart but i really prefer the SBD.
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Apr 1 2006, 08:46 PM
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Ew, haha. This topic is sick. XD
Where is "quiet fart?" |
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Apr 2 2006, 12:53 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
lmao, everlasting fart. just kidding, quick fart. :D
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Apr 2 2006, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 21 2004, 9:36 PM) Where's the SBD fart? My goodness you're great. I said quick, DUH. |
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Apr 2 2006, 05:05 PM
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A quick fart thank you please.
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Apr 2 2006, 10:14 PM
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Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 389,260 |
Silent but deadly is always nice.
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Apr 2 2006, 10:18 PM
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I'd say a quick fart. It should not have more than one beat.
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Apr 2 2006, 10:20 PM
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I don't care as long as it doesn't make me want to throw up. My boyfriend farts all the time, and they're stinky
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Apr 3 2006, 11:23 AM
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Uhm, a quickie! |
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Apr 3 2006, 11:50 AM
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Quick fart! Hellz ya..
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Apr 3 2006, 06:17 PM
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Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 389,260 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 2 2006, 11:20 PM) I don't care as long as it doesn't make me want to throw up. My boyfriend farts all the time, and they're stinky lmfao! that's...cute?
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Apr 3 2006, 08:03 PM
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This is funny, QUICK FART!
But if it were for the laugh, a squeaky watery fart!
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Apr 3 2006, 08:37 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
^ Oh my God.
This has got to be the strangest topic I've ever seen. I'm not going to answer this question for the sake of dignity. |
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