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father's last request
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:08 PM
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lmao naughty wifey shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:34 PM
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lol. Funny.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
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hhahaha funny!
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:46 PM
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lol..i was just thinking that. lol laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 09:01 PM
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damn that wife is a bitch. lol evil!
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:38 PM
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hahaha lmao thats one bad wife
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 12:12 AM
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omg lol!! thats cute happy.gif
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 12:30 AM
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AWW
wives these days... >=/
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 12:58 AM
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say maydayism.
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*lol* so it's the other way round...
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 09:56 AM
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lols never expected a thing!
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 09:57 AM
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Lol.. slick..
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 11:19 AM
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HAHA thats mean lol funnie
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 11:22 AM
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ouch thats mean, that womans naughty LoL
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 01:07 PM
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Lol, that wife is naughty!
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 12:40 AM
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lmao!!! naughty wife! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 01:32 AM
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Haha I get it...
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 02:11 AM
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hahahaha bad wife!
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 03:09 PM
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hahaha, lmao das funny
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 05:15 PM
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HAHA !
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 06:38 PM
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Hah. I like that one.
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 06:41 PM
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ohmy.gif ...Lol. Poor guy!
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 03:11 AM
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Ahahaha i get it!!

That poor guy.. at least he died happy
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 10:20 AM
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post Aug 14 2004, 11:33 PM
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lmfao eh who sed slick? lol cough cough
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
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oo... bad wifey... laugh.gif hahah
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:19 PM
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haha and.. .there's THREE of them too! unbelievable!
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 05:45 PM
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haha laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 06:21 PM
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Haha, that's good.
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post Sep 14 2004, 06:08 PM
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ROFL!
 
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post Sep 14 2004, 06:39 PM
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haha funny
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:07 PM
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lolz haha bad wife

good joke tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:55 PM
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dude thats sad.
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 01:15 AM
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hahahaha funny laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:37 PM
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thats messed up
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 12:32 AM
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LOL BAD MOM shes guna go down!!
 
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