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 Aug 11 2004, 04:23 PM
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There was once a very depressed man that went to see the psychiatrist. He was advised to go on a holiday to unwind and relax his mental and emotional burdens. Upon his return from the holiday, the man's assistant went to the airport to welcome him back.
Man: "How's everything here?" Assistant: "Well, Nothing much but your dog died." Man:"How did he die?" Assistant:"Well because he ate burned horse meat." MAn:" Where did the meat come from?" Assistant: Well..your ranch caught fire and burned down." Man:"What? How did that happen?" Assistant: "It was the sparks from your house that started the fire on the ranch." Man:" What? A fire broke out in my house?" Assistant: "Yes..The curtains caught fire from your mother's altar." Man:"My mum's what?" Assistant:" Oh..your mother's altar..well she died." Man:" All these happened and you said nothing much had taken place? How did she die?" Assistant: "Well..your wife ran away with another man and your mother had a heart attack." |
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Aug 11 2004, 04:29 PM
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dat....sux.....like hard....
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Aug 11 2004, 04:39 PM
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Wow so many bad news in less than a minute...@_@
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Aug 11 2004, 04:40 PM
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whoa damn dats sad
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Aug 11 2004, 04:42 PM
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lmao i kno i kno...
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Aug 11 2004, 06:25 PM
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aww..that's sad...i don't see the humor
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Aug 11 2004, 06:27 PM
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Not funny.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
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well SOORRR-RY
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Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
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poor guy! lolss
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Aug 11 2004, 06:42 PM
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poor guy. It funny in a wierd way.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:50 PM
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i can see that ppl dont realli like this joke...
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