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 Aug 11 2004, 11:18 AM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾  Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234  |
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March." |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:33 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
i saw a kid at a shop and he was holding condomz and his mom was lyk, "oooh sweetie, those rnt for u, PUT THEM AWAY U LIL BRATTTTTT" and the kid was lyk, "WAT R THESE MOM?????" haha
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Aug 11 2004, 12:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
awwww hahaha :D
poor parents.... =O |
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Aug 11 2004, 12:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
wow lmao sad kid
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Aug 11 2004, 12:02 PM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
read that one cher
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Aug 11 2004, 06:45 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol...
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Aug 11 2004, 11:35 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
hahaha lol funny
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Aug 11 2004, 11:39 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funni
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Aug 11 2004, 11:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i think thers supposed to be a longer version one that included 7 for each day of the week or 4 for once a week stuff like that
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Aug 12 2004, 12:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols sad...guys dont get any anymore
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Aug 12 2004, 12:35 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOl, thas funny
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Aug 12 2004, 03:43 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Yep, very funny.
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Aug 13 2004, 06:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha funny.
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