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17...17...17..., hehe
elmogurly
post Aug 10 2004, 11:29 PM
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Okay, so there is this stressed guy walking home from work and on the way, he sees a bum jumping on a manhole shouting "17...17...17..."

This guy is nosy, so he asks the bum what he's doing. The bum tells him that he was kind of stressed and this is what he does to relieve himself of stress..plus he has a lot of time on his hands...so the bum asks the guy if he'd like to try.

The stressed guy starts jumping up and down on the manhole shouting "17...17....17..." and says "hey..this is sort of fun.."

The bum pulls the cover off and covers it.

The bums starts jumping and shouting "18...18....18..."


I was cracking up when I heard this joke _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 11:42 PM
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lol, it took me awhile to get it. tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:35 AM
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lmfao i heard this one b4 tho
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 02:29 AM
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? i dont get it.....
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 02:50 AM
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.....dun get it
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:33 AM
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can someone explain this to me...i dunt get it
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:53 AM
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i think its that the bum like took off the cover of the manhole so he fell down into the sewers or whatevr and he was counting the ones that fell or something ? pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:58 AM
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i think its that the bum like took off the cover of the manhole so he fell down into the sewers or whatevr and he was counting the ones that fell or something ? pinch.gif

hmm, makes sense, but until I hear it completely, it's not really funny...yet.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:34 AM
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nobody gets the joke? c'mon...
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:05 AM
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_unsure.gif i dont get it.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:35 AM
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QUOTE(PAPAHSMuRF @ Aug 11 2004, 6:53 PM)
i think its that the bum like took off the cover of the manhole so he fell down into the sewers or whatevr and he was counting the ones that fell or something ? pinch.gif

yea... datz wat i'm thinking ermm.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:59 AM
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HAHAHAHAHHA
17 is the number of guys he has down there....
and the bum is waiting for #18. :D
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 12:00 PM
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HAHA i get it
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 12:01 PM
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im slow today wow. mellow.gif
 

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