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 Aug 9 2004, 03:59 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?  Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659  |
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Aug 9 2004, 04:05 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
LMFAO... it took me about 10 seconds before i understood it fully
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Aug 9 2004, 04:46 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL, that wuz funny!
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Aug 9 2004, 05:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lmao that guys pretty "smart" shootin his friend
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Aug 9 2004, 06:38 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
OMFG what a retard!!
OMG hahahaha 
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Aug 9 2004, 06:48 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
hahaha ::cough::dumbass::cough::
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Aug 9 2004, 07:43 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
hahahaha lol what a dumbutt
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Aug 9 2004, 07:59 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omg!!!!! haha~ this is funny!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 08:10 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LOL. Now that is funny.
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Aug 9 2004, 08:11 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that's funny
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Aug 9 2004, 08:32 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol aw poor guy
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Aug 9 2004, 09:27 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao man that guy is dumb
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Aug 10 2004, 02:37 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
hahahahaha what a loser =P
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Aug 10 2004, 04:06 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
o wow... lol
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Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO I LUV THAT JOKE ITS HILARIOUS
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Aug 12 2004, 11:59 AM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 11 2004, 2:16 PM) LMFAO I LUV THAT JOKE ITS HILARIOUS haha thanks. Just bumping up this topic for the guy who made one, so he can se what I mean .
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Aug 28 2004, 03:51 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
haha i like this one
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