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 Aug 9 2004, 03:11 PM
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The students in the professor's class was taking an exam. There was an hour limit, so many people turned in their test early and left the classroom. When the hour was almost up, there was only 1 guy in the class taking his test. when the hour passed, the professor looked up and saw that the guy was still taking the test. the professor had explained that if anyone was taking the test after the time was up, they got a 0. so the professor let the guy take his time, thinking that the test wasnt going to count. 2 hours passed, and finally, the guy stood up and headed towards the professor to turn in his test. the professor said ,"hold on, there. there was an hour limit. you cant turn in your test now!" the student paused, and asked the professor,"do you know who i am?" the professor snorted and said. "no, and i dont care." the student smiled, and reached for the pile of tests. he opened into the middle, stuck his test in there, and ran out.
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Aug 9 2004, 03:14 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
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 .....Oh! I get it! lol good one! 
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Aug 9 2004, 05:00 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, that wuz a smart thing 2 do.
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Aug 9 2004, 05:03 PM
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 te iubesc! Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,429 |
wait what??? i dont get it
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Aug 9 2004, 05:11 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, i get that. smart thing to do.
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Aug 9 2004, 05:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols fast thinkin
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Aug 9 2004, 06:39 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
 smart kid!!!  what a smartie, i wish i was like him. good one!
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Aug 9 2004, 06:46 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
haha ::applauds kid:: that's mad smart
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Aug 9 2004, 07:34 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
.............i dont get it...x( !!!! can someone explain this?
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Aug 9 2004, 07:46 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I get it. Kind of smart but dumb in a way.
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Aug 9 2004, 07:54 PM
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That guy from that movie Cheaters did the same thing.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 9 2004, 08:19 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that took me a while to get. but that's funny
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Aug 9 2004, 09:33 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funni but old
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Aug 10 2004, 12:41 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Haha. Sounds like something my friend would do.
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Aug 10 2004, 02:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
hahahahah that was good
smart move =D |
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Aug 10 2004, 02:21 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
ahaha i woulda done tha same thing
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Aug 10 2004, 04:08 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
aaaaaaahhhh~~~ i'm too stupid for this!!!
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Aug 10 2004, 04:20 AM
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ok, for those that dun get it, the professor doesnt know who he is, so he doesnt know who to give a 0 to
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Aug 10 2004, 10:56 AM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
haha, nice
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Aug 10 2004, 11:49 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmfao... i didn't get it for about 5 minutes, and then i understood it ^ ^ wow i feel stupid
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Aug 10 2004, 11:57 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
oh hes so smart!!! im gonna do that next time LOL
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Aug 10 2004, 12:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
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oh i get it lol smart... thats kinda like teh birds leg one lmao |
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Aug 10 2004, 03:12 PM
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i <3 me Group: Member Posts: 315 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,888 |
haha...nice
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